r/mildlyinfuriating • u/marcus_dobre_lover • 18h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Mom bought 150 lemons.

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She randomly comes back with a butt load of food items once in a while

Any lemon recipe suggestions

\she’s 44, for people asking her age\.

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u/beekermc 18h ago

You're sure she didnt steal those......right?!?!

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u/Lickitlikeyoulikeit1 18h ago

You calling OP’s mom a whore?!

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u/CelticMoss 17h ago

That’s such an obscure reference, thank you for the laugh 😂

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u/Avaylon 17h ago

This is the second time this week I've seen this obscure porno referenced. 🤣

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u/Incredible-Ironman 17h ago

And it's about stealing lemons?

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u/no-this-iz-patrick 17h ago

Always keep an eye out for the lemon stealing whores!

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u/OkSmoke9195 16h ago

Wait. "Lemon stealing whore" is from a porno? I thought for sure there was something more benign being drawn upon

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u/RockMonstrr 15h ago edited 15h ago

Yeah no, hardcore porn starring James Dean and Joanna Angel as the lemon stealing whore

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u/MartinisnMurder 8h ago

James Deen had so many rape and abuse allegations against him before he pretty much disappeared after losing like all of his contracts. People knew what he was like and doing for a long time but turned a blind eye because he was so profitable.

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u/Avaylon 7h ago

Straight up porn. My husband and I used to watch the most ridiculous porn we could find together. Lemon stealing whores was our favorite, although mostly for the amazingly terrible dialogue. Some of the choices made during the... Action... was not best hygiene practices.

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u/RainDownAndDestroyMe 5h ago

Ahh I wasn't sure what was being referenced but I think that's because I'm gay lmao. So I'll always get the, "Are you serious? Right in front of my salad" reference. 😂

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