r/mildlyinfuriating • u/marcus_dobre_lover • 19h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Mom bought 150 lemons.

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She randomly comes back with a butt load of food items once in a while

Any lemon recipe suggestions

\she’s 44, for people asking her age\.

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u/beekermc 19h ago

You're sure she didnt steal those......right?!?!

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u/Takemy_load 19h ago

Our lemon tree is s our most valuable piece of property. Probably should get it insured

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u/beekermc 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cFDdEQMGh6UDe

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u/SingularityII 19h ago

First you get the lemons, then you get the power, then you get the wee-mon.

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u/bradlees 18h ago

Conan, what is best in life?

To crush your lemons, to see them driven from you and to hear the lemondation (sic) of the fruit

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u/Outlandishness_Sharp 19h ago

This Simpsons episode is a core childhood memory ☺️🙂‍↔️

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u/Special_Artichoke 15h ago

Wait a minute.. there's a lemon behind that rock!

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u/CaptainKate757 18h ago

Get out here, son! There’s a doin’s a transpirin’!

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u/pinba11tec 16h ago

I came looking for this. Shake harder boy.

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u/Special_Artichoke 15h ago

Let's all relax with a cool glass of turnip juice

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u/SayWhatever12 18h ago

Hahahhahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

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u/not_a_moogle 10h ago

Shake harder boy!

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u/EnvironmentalSet7664 5m ago

This is like the horseradish scene from American Dad, iykyk

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u/lostbutnotgone 19h ago

Has it been about ten seconds since we last looked at our lemon tree?

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u/nikkiscreeches 19h ago

We could make so many things! Like key lemon pie..

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u/yavanna12 18h ago

Is that a lemon stealing whore?!? 

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u/Skizot_Bizot 17h ago

I know what to do about that! 🍆🍑

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u/Drachev935 15h ago

God that's a reminder of years gone by, first heard about about the absurd porno through filthy frank rapping absurd porn titles and I'm like are some of these even real and sure enough text book porno intro Joanna Angel sneaking across the yard handling lemons and then just the unison of "lemon stealing whore" thats become an inside joke with friends to the point where we're getting delivery companies to send lemons to each others doors.

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 14h ago

All that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree 

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u/No_Atmosphere_6348 19h ago

Like a walnut tree.

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u/zorniy2 16h ago

I wonder how, I wonder why

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u/Pschobbert 8h ago

🎶 Lemon tree very pretty / And the lemon flower is sweet / But the fruit of the lemon / Is impossible to eat 🎶