r/mildlyinfuriating • u/marcus_dobre_lover • 18h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Mom bought 150 lemons.

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She randomly comes back with a butt load of food items once in a while

Any lemon recipe suggestions

\she’s 44, for people asking her age\.

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u/beekermc 18h ago

You're sure she didnt steal those......right?!?!

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u/Takemy_load 18h ago

Our lemon tree is s our most valuable piece of property. Probably should get it insured

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u/lostbutnotgone 17h ago

Has it been about ten seconds since we last looked at our lemon tree?

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u/nikkiscreeches 17h ago

We could make so many things! Like key lemon pie..

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u/yavanna12 16h ago

Is that a lemon stealing whore?!? 

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u/Skizot_Bizot 16h ago

I know what to do about that! 🍆🍑

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u/Drachev935 13h ago

God that's a reminder of years gone by, first heard about about the absurd porno through filthy frank rapping absurd porn titles and I'm like are some of these even real and sure enough text book porno intro Joanna Angel sneaking across the yard handling lemons and then just the unison of "lemon stealing whore" thats become an inside joke with friends to the point where we're getting delivery companies to send lemons to each others doors.

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 13h ago

All that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree