r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 6h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/QuillDidNothingWrong 6h ago

Quite the clap-back. 

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u/TokenStraightFriend 6h ago

I'm gonorrhea-d this article for further details

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u/holymotheroftod 6h ago

HIV'e read it twice already.

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u/InternalServerErr500 5h ago

Some R&R really AIDS in their performance.

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u/clubby37 4h ago

"I was gonna say he's had the clap, but at this point, it's more like applause."

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u/No_Satisfaction_7977 1h ago

Oh they absolutely will be bringing the clap back