r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 6h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/BareNakedSole 6h ago

I grew up with a lot of guys that really didn’t have anything going on so a bunch joined the military. Years later, the guys that joined the Marines are mostly OK, but the guys that served in the Navy are mostly out of shape obnoxious know-it-alls who love Trump and think that because you didn’t serve in the military you don’t know shit about anything.

And yet, when you ask them about their time in the Navy, all you get is multiple stories about either some homo erotic shit being done on the ship while they’re in the middle of the sea, or all of the times they got gonorrhea from their time in ports like Subic Bay and Thailand.

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u/Bovronius 6h ago

I see you've met my brother that joined the navy... I don't think he owns a piece of civilian clothing thats not a blue lives matters piece... Also he's always in crippling debt but also has 3 new guns everytime he would come around... Also he's engaged to his buddies daughter he used to babysit.

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u/guimontag 6h ago

That last sentence YIKES

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u/Masquelinity 4h ago

Typical Republican.

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u/icepigs 2h ago

Just wait until she turns 12 and he will lose interest.

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u/Masquelinity 2h ago

They think Leonardo DiCaprio is a deviant because he dates all those old women.

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u/Fruit4Th0t 0m ago

*Traditional Republican.

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u/mmp737 3h ago

Damn that last sentence took me outttttt 😬

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u/NevrAsk 4h ago

Yikes indeed

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u/Kopitar4president 3h ago edited 2h ago

There's a clip of a guy in a comedy club where he's asked how old his wife is.

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How old is he

42

How long have they been together

5 years

How did they meet

It's his friend's daughter

And then he gets a round of applause.

Large age gap relationships are frowned upon on reddit (even without the added disgusting factor of grooming your friend's daughter) but most people don't see them as a big deal.

Edit: It seems people think I'm cool with large age gap relationships with teenagers. I'm not. The above situation disgusted me. I have friends who were victims of being groomed into relationships with people in their 30s and 40s within months of turning 18 and I've seen the trauma it caused them.

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u/Rail12 2h ago

I’m going to be honest. I think that’s wishful thinking on your end. My friends, who are not on Reddit, are in their 20s (so the desired age range of creep dads)  think the guy in your story is a creep. And in all honesty, a recap of a comedy show can’t actually prove that only Reddit thinks large age gaps are gross. 

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u/Bakoro 2h ago

And in all honesty, a recap of a comedy show can’t actually prove that only Reddit thinks large age gaps are gross.

Jokes and derision of "cradle robbers" go back a long time before reddit was a thing.

There's also the stereotype of the gross and immature kind of guy that people make fun of, the 21+ year old who can't get over high school and is still trying to get with highschool girls.

Meanwhile in many religious communities, a young girl and old guy is a typical thing.

Historically, an age gap was about getting with an "established" man, someone who actually had their shit together and could provide for a family, what with women basically not having rights and all.

People are all over the place on the issue, and it's changed over time and space.

Talking about "reddit" having an opinion about anything is silly, something like ~29% of men and ~23% of women in the U.S use reddit, ~5% of the world population uses reddit, it's a big tent.

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u/Kopitar4president 2h ago

Oh I'm sorry if I gave the wrong impression. I think they're disgusting and predatory.

To be clear I'm 37 and my fiancee is 34.

I have friends who were groomed into age gap relationships and I'll never be a "cleaning my shotgun when my daughter bring a boyfriend over" but if he's my age he better find a reason to break up with her before I'm in jail.

It's fucked up people in general don't think it's a big deal. It's a bad thing.

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u/guimontag 2h ago

Wow look at this single anecdote proving everyone wrong 

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u/Kopitar4president 2h ago

Who did I prove wrong?

What was I even proving wrong?

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u/guimontag 21m ago

"Most people believe X because of this comedy stand up clip I watched"

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u/Repulsive_Trash_4542 6h ago

That... all checks out. Sorry for your loss

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u/SufficientSquirrel27 5h ago

I had to read that last sentence three times to make sure I was reading it correctly

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u/TapirOfZelph 1h ago

Using “buddy’s” would have helped

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u/animoot 5h ago

Gross

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u/MonsieurReynard 5h ago

JFC that is chef’s kiss perfection

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u/Turdmeist 5h ago

'Murica

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u/Lopsided-Anteater129 5h ago

Was he on Epstein's Island?

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u/RebootDarkwingDuck 4h ago

My almost BIL was Navy (cook). Most obnoxious fucking guy I've ever met. Couldn't hold a job, loud ass contrarian about everything.

Ended up doing five years for CP. Good fucking riddance.

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u/TokenStraightFriend 4h ago

Jesus Christ, and the buddy is okay with this?

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u/KiiZig 3h ago

BRO WTF THAT LAST PART MY HEART DROPPED 😨

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u/Mulllberry 3h ago

That screams B cluster personality disorder, probably Narcisisstic. Just google it, try to read a few books about it. For yourself, not for him. Being that messed up is a usually a consequence of horrifyingly bad parenting decisons, which means you likely have some issues your self, that are well studied in mental health field.

Having such people in the family is a reason enough to be careful around them and having a thought or two about keeping most, if not all of them at a distance.

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u/Krondon57 5h ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Oregon-Pilot 5h ago

Peak performance

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u/billy_twice 3h ago

It's a shame the Navy has that reputation.

If I had to serve, I probably would have picked the Navy, because I love sailing, love diving, and love the ocean in general.

But I also need to enjoy the company of the people I'm with, and from the stereotype, it sounds like I wouldn't get along with many of them.

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u/spread_panic 1h ago

Experimenting with dad out at sea just wasn't enough.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 5h ago

*every time, two words.

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u/mikeru22 4h ago

THAT’S what concerns you about what was written?!

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u/Bakoro 2h ago

We can't change what happened, but we can make sure that the story is told properly.