r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 8h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/DeepHerting 8h ago

VD-Day

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u/Sir_Ruje 7h ago

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Alien: Pendulous

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Inglourious Bastards.

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 2h ago

Boner on the 4th Thai.

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Trump is a pedo?

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u/Fauster 2h ago

Behind Panty Lines

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Hot Shots, Part: Ménage à Trois

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Not Quiet on the Eastern Front

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Shags of Our Fathers

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u/darthmase 37m ago

A Bitch Too Far

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A River Runs Through It

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u/epochellipse 4h ago

Gropenhymen.

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Missing In Ass

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 2h ago

Brokeback Mountain?

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u/alektorophobic 5h ago

Black Hawk still up

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Black Hawk (Goes) Down

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Band of Bothered.

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Band of Broutherhood!

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Band of Boners

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 4h ago

Trickle up economics.

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More river. More bunnies.

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A wiener runs through it.

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Bridge over your sister Quay

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u/pecansandevistan 4h ago

Pursuit of Clappyness (yeah, it’s misspelled on purpose, it relates to a scene in the movie)

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u/SoylentGrunt 5h ago

Bareback Mountain

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Battle of the Bulge.

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Acockalypse Now! was right there.

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Or the hurt cock 'er

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Done in 60 Seconds

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u/Andovars_Ghost 7h ago

60 seconds!? What is this, a marathon?

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u/Asatas 5h ago

It's a movie, you gotta suspend belief!

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u/Josey_whalez 6h ago

So time to cuddle afterwards?

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The Hunt for Red Punani

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Jarmeds

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u/euanmorse 5h ago

Too beaucoup

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u/blueponies1 2h ago

We Were Sailors (cuz they’re in jail now)