r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 8h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/Serpentongue 7h ago

To quote the Fox News’ Jesse Waters:

“they’re gonna get out there, and women on base, you guys better be careful. Port calls, women in Asia, you better be careful, because these guys are gonna be wild animals, and you better watch out.”

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u/MonsieurReynard 7h ago

Does that clown realize that there are many women serving on Navy ships?

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u/Serpentongue 7h ago

They should probably be covering their drinks too

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u/guysomejust69 6h ago

I mean a woman allegedly got raped by a captain on a Navy ship and the DoL dismissed the claim and said she had to file workers comp link

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u/Throwaway392308 6h ago

The very last thing that man ever realized is that he had none of the skills or talents necessary to be a contributing member of society.

Later that day he applied to join Fox News, and hasn't had a single thought since. 

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u/guysomejust69 6h ago

So shoukd he ammend it to "women on base and on ships"?

Women aren't on there to satisfy a guys sexual needs

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u/rbrgr83 4h ago

In his mind they are, and men are completely at the whim of their sexual urges, nothing more. Can't be held accountable for their own actions in this state, so the ladies better WATCH OUT. 🤮

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u/neko_neko_feet 6h ago

He’s evil, not stupid.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 6h ago

Well... a lot of column A a little of column B.

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u/saljskanetilldanmark 6h ago

No, just column A, pretending to be column B. Americans relate to that shit.

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u/DigBackground2765 4h ago

At most he's smarter than the base that watches him, but on his own he's plenty stupid.

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u/Batmans_9th_Ab 2h ago

Isn’t basically a statistical guarantee that you’ll get sexually assaulted if you’re a woman in the military?

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u/aeth42 2h ago

Yes, but the military is supposed to be an all boys club! No stinky girls!
There's a core conservative concept that women are biologically unfit for service. This of course, is backed up by "history" and "science". Anything else is DEI, manhating, and wants America to be invaded by Costa Rica.

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u/Big-District-6013 2h ago

They get raped too.

Classic ol' US soldiers it's what they always do.

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u/Sawses 2h ago

I mean, I'd assume those women already know the sexual violence problem in the military, either from word of mouth or painful experience.

Then again, I remember in college just how many women were completely goddamned oblivious despite information campaigns, common sense, and male friends literally going, "Yo so maybe you shouldn't get wasted with a bunch of strangers and crash in a random frat house bedroom." Like it sucks that we can't trust strangers to do what's right (even though 99% of them will), but it is what it is.

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u/old--- 1h ago

Women typically make up about 5% to 15% of the crew on traditional U.S. Navy aircraft carriers