r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 6h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/DeepHerting 6h ago

VD-Day

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u/Lopsided-Anteater129 6h ago

Use a condom for all sexual acts and you're good. Check for herpes outbreaks. I hope the crayon eaters had a basic sex ed course and know how babby is formed.

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u/Hartstockz 5h ago

Pahh condom???? Just use doxy pep and get a vasectomy.

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u/gannon585 5h ago

this guy fucks

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u/Hartstockz 5h ago

Damn right

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u/Gloomy_Setting5936 5h ago

Oh yeah baby!