r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 6h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/durrtyurr 5h ago

"Thailand's Prostitution Patrol" sounds like the name of a particularly sleazy adult film.

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u/Cesspoolofhumanity69 4h ago

Worst paw patrol movie ever

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u/hotpocketfiesta 4h ago

The furry crossover event of the century

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u/OttoVonWong 2h ago

Rubble on the double!

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u/rhinoceros_unicornis 3h ago

Rider? I barely know her.

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u/Significant_Swing_76 3h ago

…maybe, just maybe, the best…

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u/chaves4life 1h ago

I thought was the best one.

Chase has the time of his life

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u/Vaug0024 1h ago

Rider needs us! To the lookout!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Fix-915 28m ago

The book is a lot better

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u/Qubeye 2h ago

Or a punk rock band. Either an all-female, feminist band or an ultra-misogynistic neo-NAZI band, no in-between.

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u/Ill_Emphasis3927 3h ago

Prostitution Patrol sounds like an efficient matchmaking system the country uses to maximize their natural resources.

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u/TrapaholicDixtapes 3h ago

Nah, it sounds like some straight-to-video schlocky action film from the mid to late 80s that got retitled because the only memorable thing about it was the Thailand Prostitution Patrol.

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u/silentsyco 2h ago

It's Thailand's answer to Indian Police Force

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u/Brave_Advertising_14 1h ago

Raise "Thailand's Prostitution Patrol" to curb illegal prostitution.  Sure, nice story. Reality is "to get their appropriate cut" out of this business. 

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u/Good4Noth1ng 54m ago

TPP: Trans-Pacific Pipeline

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u/Rod_The_Blade_Star 44m ago

Don't know about film but TukTukPatrol and Trike Patrol are in fact actual websites that are NSFW

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u/Chawke2 37m ago

It’s actually the name of my punk band.