r/nottheonion 8h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/durrtyurr 7h ago

"Thailand's Prostitution Patrol" sounds like the name of a particularly sleazy adult film.

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u/Cesspoolofhumanity69 6h ago

Worst paw patrol movie ever

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u/hotpocketfiesta 5h ago

The furry crossover event of the century

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u/OttoVonWong 3h ago

Rubble on the double!

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u/rhinoceros_unicornis 5h ago

Rider? I barely know her.

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u/Significant_Swing_76 4h ago

…maybe, just maybe, the best…

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u/chaves4life 3h ago

I thought was the best one.

Chase has the time of his life

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u/Vaug0024 2h ago

Rider needs us! To the lookout!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Fix-915 2h ago

The book is a lot better