r/nottheonion 8h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/releasethedogs 7h ago

They were fucking each other on the ship. Everyone knows that. I used to know this attorney from San Diego who in her navy days got 3 male sailors to blow each other so she would give them each a hand job and they did. 

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u/InternalServerErr500 7h ago

People forget that there's women on those ships. They're just as horny. They all fuck.