r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 8h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/The-disgracist 7h ago

Our brave servicemen drive dodge chargers with 22% interest rates, sir.

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u/rolloutTheTrash 7h ago

Only the finest "gently" used chargers/prostitutes for our soldiers 🫡

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u/accidental_Ocelot 6h ago

Just wait till the prostitutes figure out subscription models.

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u/TheArmoredKitten 5h ago

My man, infantry brigades in Vietnam would occasionally sponsor an entire brothel just to keep their guys clean. I've read more than a few stories about how you wouldn't hear a peep about how you spent your downtime as long as you stayed clean, didn't get into trouble, and always went to the 'correct' establishment.

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u/DoctFaustus 4h ago

By 'correct', you mean the one that greases the right palms.

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u/Head_Examination_264 1h ago

I've found that really improves the sensation.

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u/PermanentTrainDamage 3h ago

We'll fight unwinnable wars but keeping track of 10000+ dingalings is too much work. Just don't get VD and we're good.

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u/TheArmoredKitten 42m ago

I want the record to state that men were reportedly jumping off the ship recently over how absolutely mind bogglingly bad the Iran thing has been.

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u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips 40m ago

Gotta wonder how many of those guys get let loose in Bangkok and never come back