r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 6h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/BasvanS 3h ago

I wouldn’t mind a blowjob by a man as much as this kind of group dynamic.

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u/Davido401 3h ago

A mean am not gay(or in the navy) but if you cant see whose sooking yer baws(scottish translation: sucking your balls) and its good who cares! Although that table would have to be there for plausible deniability cause the thought of eye contact with a male down there wouldnt fill any mouths with my Scottish cum.

Hesus fucking christ did I just type that lol

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u/bazderoman 3h ago

thank you for the translation 

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u/Davido401 3h ago

No problem, tips fedora (wouldnt catch me dead with a fedora, more respect for myself)

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u/iAmYoungAndInMyPrime 3h ago

you are the weirdest dude I saw online and I've been on 4chan

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u/Davido401 3h ago

Th-er... Thats an achievement! I guess lol

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u/clandestineVexation 51m ago

But of course you are still making eye contact with everyone else at the table.

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u/Davido401 49m ago

Thats different! Whoever looks away is clearly embarrassed and thus gay! (Kinda like when I was in school and if someone got their ear pierced it was the "gay ear" I think it was the right in my year at school but it probably changes year to year and person to person haha)

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u/Bakoro 2h ago

Are you saying that the group dynamic bothers you more than the idea of a blowjob from a man, or are you saying that you'd be more comfortable with getting a blowjob by a man if you had a social environment that wasn't hostile?

Like, I've got no romantic interest towards males, but I'm flexible enough that if there was a healthy social environment I would be fine with some amount of male physical contact.
Most of the cultures around the world that I'm familiar with, and the vast majority of men I've known are just so fucking gross though.