r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 8h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/bestestopinion 7h ago

Can you please regale us with these homoerotic stories?

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u/JyveAFK 5h ago

Boss was submariner. Docking in... think it was Thailand. Him and half a dozen mates went to a place where there was a large round table. 1 girl, 1 boy walk in, go under the table and random BJ's are given out. First one to look under the table to see if they got the chick or the dude pays for the whole thing.
Boss would get drunk, tell this story, often, laughing that he might be gay but he doesn't know for sure as someone else paid for the night.

!Normal things in the Navy. As bad as regular crew are, submariners are something else.

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u/BasvanS 5h ago

I wouldn’t mind a blowjob by a man as much as this kind of group dynamic.

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u/Bakoro 3h ago

Are you saying that the group dynamic bothers you more than the idea of a blowjob from a man, or are you saying that you'd be more comfortable with getting a blowjob by a man if you had a social environment that wasn't hostile?

Like, I've got no romantic interest towards males, but I'm flexible enough that if there was a healthy social environment I would be fine with some amount of male physical contact.
Most of the cultures around the world that I'm familiar with, and the vast majority of men I've known are just so fucking gross though.