r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 8h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/The-disgracist 7h ago

Our brave servicemen drive dodge chargers with 22% interest rates, sir.

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u/rolloutTheTrash 7h ago

Only the finest "gently" used chargers/prostitutes for our soldiers 🫡

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u/accidental_Ocelot 6h ago

Just wait till the prostitutes figure out subscription models.

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u/HongChongDong 4h ago

Financing sex?