r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 8h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/DeepHerting 8h ago

VD-Day

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u/Lopsided-Anteater129 7h ago

Use a condom for all sexual acts and you're good. Check for herpes outbreaks. I hope the crayon eaters had a basic sex ed course and know how babby is formed.

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u/Hartstockz 7h ago

Pahh condom???? Just use doxy pep and get a vasectomy.

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u/El_Grosero_5150 4h ago

Lol, dexy pep doesn't cover herpes.