r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 8h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
20.6k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

1.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

93

u/Dabs1903 7h ago

I paid a Thai prostitute for an emissions check once. Best 25$ I’ve ever spent.

61

u/No_Internal9345 5h ago

Did she check your oil with her dip stick?

41

u/Dabs1903 5h ago

I can neither confirm nor deny.

16

u/driving_andflying 4h ago

I can neither confirm nor deny.

This guy governments.

3

u/Dabs1903 4h ago

No he doesn’t….🥸