Sacramento school board members consider their own pay raises amid budget crisis

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https://www.abridged.org/news/sacramento-city-board-members-pay-raises/

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I've reviewed my paystubs and have found them lacking. I grant myself more money to resolve this issue!

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"What?? Me door dash for others?!"

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