r/nottheonion • u/Efficient-Freedom517 • 2h ago

Repeat offender charged in multiple 'butt sniffing' incidents arrested again in Glendale

https://abc7.com/story/calese-crowder-arrest-repeat-offender-charged-multiple-butt-sniffing-incidents-arrested-glendale/19772412/
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u/BuzzerWhirr 2h ago

My dog: That's a crime? Well, lock me up and throw away the key.

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u/Opus-the-Penguin 1h ago

And then turn around and back up against the bars!

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u/Immediate-Wing-3111 2h ago

Ha Ha - is he running for some political office? He will fit in at the moment

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u/redwing180 11m ago

Probably get a presidential pardon or cabinet position.

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u/RunDownTheHighway 2h ago

We need to remember that addiction to crack is a medical issue, even if its butt crack... /s (for those who need it)

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u/draconicmoniker 1h ago

10/10 💀

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u/HouselessGamer 1h ago

It’s bigger than that. A lot just sit on it. So many addicted . You can say a standing desk is the new tool to help many get off crack /s

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u/LitterBoxServant 2h ago

Can't get enough of that BBL stink

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u/mistyharborsn 2h ago

the quotes around 'butt sniffing' suggest the police had a very uncomfortable time writing this report

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u/MJ-Franklin 2h ago

Poop comes from there fella.

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u/Known-nwonK 1h ago

I hear it on good authority that women don’t poop

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u/Physical-Builder-553 50m ago

I'd divorce my wife if she even thought about pooping. Gross.

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u/film_composer 2h ago

Ladies and gentlemen… we got him.  

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u/dsj79 2h ago

Damn it! Who let JD Vance loose

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u/DopamineSavant 1h ago

It shouldn't be possible to be arrested twice for this.

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u/odd-god-monkey 1h ago

“Anything butt metal?” “No, I said anything, but metal.”

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u/islobojono 2h ago

Greendale?

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u/gringoloco01 1h ago

His boss loves him though. LOL

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u/SlowPokeInTexas 1h ago

Dude is all about the "essence of a". 🤣

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u/tycho-42 1h ago

Biggus Dickus needs to hide his wife, Incontinentia Buttocks

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u/LowResGamr 36m ago

What!?

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u/Responsible-Bet1767 23m ago

Just a minor setback, he'll be back on the hunt at a retail store near you.

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u/ConclusionAlarmed882 2h ago

"He's harmless," says male manager.

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u/Ok-Swimming8024 1h ago

What kind of fucked up "I hate men" mentality is this?