r/shittyfoodporn 18d ago

CERTIFIED SHITTY Looking for some future mods for assistance.

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Howdy all, as you may have noticed in the last month or so things may have been getting slightly out of hand.

We have been trying our best but with bots and shit posts it has been getting a tad overwhelming after the new changes with reddit only allowing certain folk to moderate up to 5 subs.

If you think you have the iron stomach to handle what is needed, drop us a line.

Why do you think you have what it takes? What subs do you moderate? What can be done better and so forth?


r/shittyfoodporn 5h ago

My mum made a spaghetti bowl with watery ketchup and boiled eggs from the oven

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440 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 4h ago

Didn't have any rice so I had chicken Tikka in a mashed potato cup.

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161 Upvotes

Shockingly good. Maybe I should make chicken tikka shepherds pie.


r/shittyfoodporn 1h ago

If you unscrew the handles from your Ikea pot and cover it with a casserole dish, you can bake chicken and rice without using foil

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r/shittyfoodporn 6h ago

Some of the crap i have thrown together so far this year

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96 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

wanted to order some chicken pasta for delivery and found this

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3.6k Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 19h ago

Mushroom Asparagus Mac

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571 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 14h ago

Fig jam, goat cheese, and chilli crisp on Sourdough

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180 Upvotes

yes, I’m eating this at 3am. No, I’m stoned.


r/shittyfoodporn 33m ago

I think this counts? Spam scooped out from the can, rice, 1/2 a stick of butter and black pepper.

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r/shittyfoodporn 45m ago

french fry crust pizza i guess?

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it was supposed to be “crispy on the outside and fluffy on the inside” but really it was just crispy with a side of gummy mess. the chili was suuuuper mid, you can see how the beef is as well… onions were just not there. overall, 4/10. edible, esp as a midnight dinner. will not be buying again, do not recommend unless you are morbidly curious.


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Lasagna

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2.6k Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 14h ago

Microwaved egg, and boiling water over soy sauce, sesame oil, chili, green onions, and rice noodles

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171 Upvotes

Made in the office with only boiling water and microwave. I also embarrassed myself by dropped an egg on the floor.


r/shittyfoodporn 4h ago

Prison Christmas dinner

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21 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

2012 walnut brittle

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648 Upvotes

Searching for junk food down in my cave i scavanged up a jar of homemade walnut brittle i made in 2012. Back then i was experimenting with whatever i had on hand to make candy, i had no peanuts but i did have some walnuts (though may be hickory nuts, i didn't label the jar).

This candy has a bitter scortched flavor but is technically edible. It sat in a jar for the last 14 years, and I'm eating some of it now.


r/shittyfoodporn 2h ago

screamin brand pizza is shitty

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11 Upvotes

Ive never been one to turn away pizza. sad excuse of pizza at a ridiculous price


r/shittyfoodporn 21h ago

I ate seared Mozzarella Cheese for dinner.

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222 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 4h ago

Had some instant noodles

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7 Upvotes

They've been sitting for a while and I noticed them today


r/shittyfoodporn 2h ago

A bagel breakfast burger

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6 Upvotes

Plain bagel(toasted)
Fried egg
Pepper jack cheese slicex2
Tomato(sliced about that thick)
Burger pattyx2(didn’t have sausage)
Hashbrown patty


r/shittyfoodporn 6h ago

The bagged curry came out in an especially dry lump at the end, which I think is a new euphemism

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This is an aggressively vegetarian meal (though I'm not one). 3 large eggs with half a tbsp of extra creamy French butter and 2oz of Chihuahua cheese blend, and legumes and potatoes and rice from the microwave. And some 12% fruit juice to unclog the ole arteries.

Even the fruit juice has 4% of my drv of fiber.


r/shittyfoodporn 13h ago

sad egg and bread pile

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25 Upvotes

needed to throw something together this morning that’s high protein and high fibre with just what I already had because my new medication has been making me feel really sick and apparently more protein and fibre before I take it might make me feel. Less sick. However because I feel… sick… I couldn’t make anything too complicated. Hence the sad egg and bread pile.


r/shittyfoodporn 6h ago

Another one😎

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7 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 5m ago

New plates finally

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Chicken breast, SHIN ramen gold, tomato, and chili slices


r/shittyfoodporn 20h ago

canned chili and bens spanish rice mixed together, added cheese and pickles for garnish

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80 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Beef stew MRE style!

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213 Upvotes

A very nice stranger was able to send us a box of MREs to help during my homelessness. It was such an amazing gesture it'll help us get by so much.

Today's menu we have.

Beef Stew and Pound Cake

Snack bread sticks

Sour Skittles.

Lemon Lime Drink

With a lot more. Descriptions in the photos

It tasted better than it looked!

If anyone is interested in content about us surviving out on the prairie I have a sub I created that I use to update everyone on how we're doing and on out adventures.

https://www.reddit.com/r/OffGridGriff/

Just let me know mods if this isn't okay and I'll remove it immediately.


r/shittyfoodporn 20h ago

Nachos from a new place in town

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60 Upvotes