I regret the ability to read

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tldr: Let's just say Dolphins would be Hitler's biggest fans

More context:

So dolphins have many morally questionable behaviors by human standards, some of which include:

- gang rape, I am not joking

• Getting high on pufferfish
  
• Killing other animals for no reason just for fun
  
• Dolphins also kill baby dolphins because they see the calves as competition
  
• Invention of mustard gas (I might have made that up, but I am sure if they were given the chance, they'd have done it)
  
• Dolphins like to play with other animals, like using a baby shark as a volleyball

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They also use eels as a fleshlight

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I don't even have a suitable white person reaction image to react to this 🥀

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a researcher and dolphin had a relationship.

the dolphin drowned itself when the researcher was taken off the project.

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no that one is reasonable

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it was sexual.

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morbid curiosity: was it mutual?

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kind of?

lit was a weird case

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https://giphy.com/gifs/MVJJ8d1iDgdVWu3Nnh
Well it couldn't be that ba-... "Peter, being an adolescent dolphin, frequently had sexual urges which disrupted his lessons, and taking Peter to a downstairs pool with two female dolphins proved to be a logistical issue for Lovatt. Eventually, Lovatt relieved Peter's urges herself, stating "It wasn't sexual on my part. Sensuous perhaps. It seemed to me that it made the bond closer. Not because of the sexual activity, but because of the lack of having to keep breaking. And that's really all it was. I was there to get to know Peter. That was part of Peter ... It would just become part of what was going on, like an itch, just get rid of that scratch and we would be done and move on.""

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after the project had no results and lost funding peter was like thrown into a tiny dark empty tank also

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Same with me when I looked up how dolphins rape female dolphins

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How about this one

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will it do?

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Agreed, keep baby Durin away from such evil shi dog

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He is precious (I have him c1r1)

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Truly precious baby boy