r/whenthe • u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU Femboy in denial • 12h ago

Dolphins? Anyone? I regret the ability to read

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u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU Femboy in denial 12h ago

tldr: Let's just say Dolphins would be Hitler's biggest fans

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So dolphins have many morally questionable behaviors by human standards, some of which include:

- gang rape, I am not joking

  • Getting high on pufferfish
  • Killing other animals for no reason just for fun
  • Dolphins also kill baby dolphins because they see the calves as competition
  • Invention of mustard gas (I might have made that up, but I am sure if they were given the chance, they'd have done it)
  • Dolphins like to play with other animals, like using a baby shark as a volleyball

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u/Regetron 12h ago

Apparently the smarter the animal, the more weird shit it does

At this point I'm waiting for elephant controversy facts. Absence of any information shows that they're at least good at hiding

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u/Inquisitor_Boron purpl 12h ago

One elephant went on total rampage due to exile from it's family