r/whenthe Femboy in denial 12h ago

Dolphins? Anyone? I regret the ability to read

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u/This-Clue-5014 resident moth 12h ago

Someone bring up the dolphins and sharks in media image or is that too obscure

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u/trito_jean 12h ago

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u/Dixout4H 12h ago

tbh from a human pov it's kinda true. Dolphins do fucked up stuff but are generally friendly towards humans. While sharks can easily mistake swimming people to seals and attack them.

Also it depends on the species but some sharks are definitely not "imma do a swim" but "fuck up everything in a 2 mile radius around me"

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u/DurinnGymir 11h ago

Great Whites, despite being the poster children of the shark family, are generally fairly chill as long as you don't look like a seal. Some species like nurse sharks are outright harmless and very cute.

Bull and tiger sharks are massive assholes whose sole purpose in life is to make everyone in their general vicinity as miserable as possible for no clear benefit.

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u/Historical-Syrup973 10h ago

In defense of tiger sharks, they are just stupid and will try to bite everything they find including rubber tires and boat engines.

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u/LawAshamed6285 9h ago

The violent dumbass of the sharks

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u/Apex_Over_Lord 5h ago

The uncle Jerry, of shark.

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u/the_liquid_figurine 3h ago

In defense of the bullsharks we are literally building on top of their breeding ground. Of course the hormonal sharks that can't get their freak on are gonna be testy.

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u/Sea-Resist7 12h ago

Bull sharks come to mind

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u/CilanEAmber 11h ago

There's a place (I think in South America) where Bottlenose herd fish towards a small bay, where fishermen are waiting with nets to catch them. The fishermen then give whatever they don't use to the Bottlenoses. In an act of cooperation. I'll have to find my source on that though.

E: It's in Brazil!

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u/Atlas_of_history Official Ralsei 2h ago

I always love it when animals and humans work together

Like that one bird in Africa (I think) that loves honey, so he sings until humans show up and then he shows the humans where the honey is because he can't get it himself. Then the humans get the honey, share some with the bird and take the rest for themselves

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u/HMHellfireBrB 11h ago

I would say the whole "mistake them for food" is overestimate

The average on lethal shark attacks per years is less than 5 people and all of them are from tourists who have 0 ideia how to behave around open wildlife locations

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u/Dixout4H 10h ago

I agree it doesn't happen often but it still happens, also shark attacks are more common than that it's 5 per year that is lethal. There are about 60-70 resulting in injury and thousands ending with no injuries.

On the other hand dolphins attack people so rarely that there is no official statistics about it at all.

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u/DumbestComicsNerd 8h ago

I think thats because there is only one confirmed human fatality caused by a dolphin in the same way there is one confirmed human fatality caused by a leopard seal yet both are treated as much more dangerous than sharks, three species of which have confirmed human fatalities in the double digits.

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u/Anreall2000 11h ago

All I see in those words is no witnesses and evidences