r/whenthe • u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU Femboy in denial • 12h ago

Dolphins? Anyone? I regret the ability to read

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u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU Femboy in denial 12h ago

tldr: Let's just say Dolphins would be Hitler's biggest fans

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So dolphins have many morally questionable behaviors by human standards, some of which include:

- gang rape, I am not joking

  • Getting high on pufferfish
  • Killing other animals for no reason just for fun
  • Dolphins also kill baby dolphins because they see the calves as competition
  • Invention of mustard gas (I might have made that up, but I am sure if they were given the chance, they'd have done it)
  • Dolphins like to play with other animals, like using a baby shark as a volleyball

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u/tfhfate 10h ago edited 10h ago

As a fellow human I wouldn't judge them, a dolphin reading about us would be extremely shocked at what we are capable of...

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u/Dapper_Magpie 9h ago

Good thing they can't read. No other animals can judge us on reddit.