r/whenthe • u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU Femboy in denial • 13h ago

Dolphins? Anyone? I regret the ability to read

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u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU Femboy in denial 12h ago

tldr: Let's just say Dolphins would be Hitler's biggest fans

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So dolphins have many morally questionable behaviors by human standards, some of which include:

- gang rape, I am not joking

  • Getting high on pufferfish
  • Killing other animals for no reason just for fun
  • Dolphins also kill baby dolphins because they see the calves as competition
  • Invention of mustard gas (I might have made that up, but I am sure if they were given the chance, they'd have done it)
  • Dolphins like to play with other animals, like using a baby shark as a volleyball

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u/no_reports_found se ta na internet é verdade 12h ago

I mean, since dolphins are highly intelligent (for a big fish) they gotta distract themselves and when you're in the middle of the ocean you don't have much to do so druging yourself in pufferfish and using othee fishes to play before killing them it's not as absurd

also dolphins don't share our moral compass and a lot of what you said are behaviors you see in all kinds of animals

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u/Fabulous_Spite_2775 4h ago

They’re mammals, not fish