r/whenthe • u/CobaltChromeA trollface -> • 6h ago

hit the slots baby🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 DONT DO IT

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u/doctor_whom_3 you lost the game - ΰ°΅ 6h ago

Seventy-three: always send the comic relief in front if you suspect there’s a trap. The Gods won’t allow you to be rid of them so easily.

- "Two Hundred Heroic Axioms", unknown author

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u/yuval16432 4h ago

The book this is from is A Practical Guide to Evil. Strongly recommend.

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u/doctor_whom_3 you lost the game - ΰ°΅ 3h ago

Real. The series is great, and I especially love the epigraphs. They're always great, and I especially love the Heroic Axiom ones. for example, the new one from the published version:

Fifty: If there has been a mysterious murder at court while an ambitious duke with a pointy and oiled beard was in attendance, that murder can no longer be considered mysterious.

- "Two Hundred Heroic Axioms," author unknown