BRO NOCS. IS THIS A SEXY NICKNAME FOR BO NIX?

Despite 100yrs of Nob slobbing, the Nob Inn will close around end of Sept. Construction on new fent express RTD line has cut the amount of nobs to a trickle.

with Waymo launching today I need to find a place to complain online. I haven’t taken one yet and never will, but as a cyclist and Subaru Crosstrek driver, I need to make my opinion heard. Where can I amplify my voice, preferably in an echo chamber of other like minded cyclists?

Attached is a picture of my cat to prove why this is an outrage. It’s topical, because she lives in Denver and has the “Native” bumper sticker just above her butthole (not shown). Why won’t mods let me post this?!

PICK UP YA DOG POO YA BLOODY WANKERS. GOOD GOD

Namaste

This guy was outside of Pleasures on Colfax just recording people, which is super weird, but my friend felt super uncomfortable by it. Someone mentioned he might be a content creator.

Was so excited, thought this was our Glendale, then I saw Glenoaks Boulevard...dang it. The Denver metro area got to have a few butt sniffers out there right? You need to get working on this, put Denver back on map again as a friendly destination for all.

Long and thin for the win

If you attend you MUST be dressed as a wizard and address fellow gooners as “my lord”. Meet ups are on South Platte River near Meow Wolf. No dogs allowed.

Fuck your pretentious “principles” and annoying philosophizing about how this giant hedonistic tent is changing the world.

All I wanted was to paint myself blue, do drugs, and make passionate love with a stranger on Denver’s grittiest tarp.

Now BST tickets are a thousand bucks thanks to you corporate NPC yuppie fucks. Namaste.

Saw him peddling BST’s outside of Casa Bonita today and I was going to ask his name but I was already running late for my Blucifer appointment so I missed the opportunity:(

It's about half an inch in diameter and made of some brassy goldeny tinny material. DM to claim.