r/DenverCirclejerk 4h ago

Lord Bryan announces departure from Congress Park leaving residents to shovel for themselves as Super El Niño winter looms

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9 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 8h ago

Use only what you need

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17 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 9h ago

Where to complain about Waymo?

15 Upvotes

with Waymo launching today I need to find a place to complain online. I haven’t taken one yet and never will, but as a cyclist and Subaru Crosstrek driver, I need to make my opinion heard. Where can I amplify my voice, preferably in an echo chamber of other like minded cyclists?


r/DenverCirclejerk 9h ago

Better act quick.

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25 Upvotes

Despite 100yrs of Nob slobbing, the Nob Inn will close around end of Sept. Construction on new fent express RTD line has cut the amount of nobs to a trickle.


r/DenverCirclejerk 9h ago

Denver Not Spell good

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91 Upvotes

BRO NOCS. IS THIS A SEXY NICKNAME FOR BO NIX?


r/DenverCirclejerk 10h ago

Ask me where I put my giant prosthetic penis when I poop. Go Broncos!!! (Straight stuff only in the comments cause it’s football)

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28 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 10h ago

Seriously, why can’t we post pictures here anymore? We’re being treated worse than Tina Peters!

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17 Upvotes

Attached is a picture of my cat to prove why this is an outrage. It’s topical, because she lives in Denver and has the “Native” bumper sticker just above her butthole (not shown). Why won’t mods let me post this?!


r/DenverCirclejerk 11h ago

I got all these tumbleweeds, does anybody out there want some?

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32 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 17h ago

A desperate plea to Denver Dog owners

14 Upvotes

PICK UP YA DOG POO YA BLOODY WANKERS. GOOD GOD

Namaste


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Glendale got outjerked

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19 Upvotes

Was so excited, thought this was our Glendale, then I saw Glenoaks Boulevard...dang it. The Denver metro area got to have a few butt sniffers out there right? You need to get working on this, put Denver back on map again as a friendly destination for all.


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Completely has insurance and current registration.

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21 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

I just can’t…. I’ve only got a 100mL willy worm

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5 Upvotes

Long and thin for the win


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Does anyone know this guy?

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146 Upvotes

This guy was outside of Pleasures on Colfax just recording people, which is super weird, but my friend felt super uncomfortable by it. Someone mentioned he might be a content creator.


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Gooning meet up

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16 Upvotes

If you attend you MUST be dressed as a wizard and address fellow gooners as “my lord”. Meet ups are on South Platte River near Meow Wolf. No dogs allowed.


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Native stickers: OUT. Killdozer stickers: IN.

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151 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

I co-founded BST. The BST has lost its soul.

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18 Upvotes

Fuck your pretentious “principles” and annoying philosophizing about how this giant hedonistic tent is changing the world.

All I wanted was to paint myself blue, do drugs, and make passionate love with a stranger on Denver’s grittiest tarp.

Now BST tickets are a thousand bucks thanks to you corporate NPC yuppie fucks. Namaste.


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Is mile high beaver good eat’n or something?

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28 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Fireworks around 9pm

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0 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Who is this guy? (Right answers only)

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82 Upvotes

Saw him peddling BST’s outside of Casa Bonita today and I was going to ask his name but I was already running late for my Blucifer appointment so I missed the opportunity:(


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Found Cock Ring on Platte River Trail

25 Upvotes

It's about half an inch in diameter and made of some brassy goldeny tinny material. DM to claim.


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Even in Germany the Colorado plates are missing year stickers

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r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Has anyone had this uber driver?

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15 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Slumlord wouldn’t even pay me for a brand new apartment !

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0 Upvotes

I want everyone to know that when my apartment flooded and my AC broke, instead of making me pay rent to live in a soggy swamp of an apartment for weeks while they fix it, my evil landlord offered me a new unit at no cost. This is criminal! They wouldn’t even increase my rent or charge me a new security deposit! Just “hey would you like to move into a new apartment with working water and AC this isn’t covered in black mold”? The nerve. Fucking fascists


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

This has gone too far. Trump to rename Casa Bonita

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495 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Desperately seeking this crystal or similar, cash in hand

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41 Upvotes