r/DenverCirclejerk • u/TheRealWryanByBike • 4h ago
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Usual-Language-745 • 9h ago
Where to complain about Waymo?
with Waymo launching today I need to find a place to complain online. I haven’t taken one yet and never will, but as a cyclist and Subaru Crosstrek driver, I need to make my opinion heard. Where can I amplify my voice, preferably in an echo chamber of other like minded cyclists?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/TSErica • 9h ago
Better act quick.
Despite 100yrs of Nob slobbing, the Nob Inn will close around end of Sept. Construction on new fent express RTD line has cut the amount of nobs to a trickle.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/sinnister_bacon • 9h ago
Denver Not Spell good
BRO NOCS. IS THIS A SEXY NICKNAME FOR BO NIX?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/g_bleezy • 10h ago
Ask me where I put my giant prosthetic penis when I poop. Go Broncos!!! (Straight stuff only in the comments cause it’s football)
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/BeMoreKnope • 10h ago
Seriously, why can’t we post pictures here anymore? We’re being treated worse than Tina Peters!
Attached is a picture of my cat to prove why this is an outrage. It’s topical, because she lives in Denver and has the “Native” bumper sticker just above her butthole (not shown). Why won’t mods let me post this?!
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/nosocivil • 11h ago
I got all these tumbleweeds, does anybody out there want some?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Mutedinlife • 17h ago
A desperate plea to Denver Dog owners
PICK UP YA DOG POO YA BLOODY WANKERS. GOOD GOD
Namaste
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/TSErica • 1d ago
Glendale got outjerked
Was so excited, thought this was our Glendale, then I saw Glenoaks Boulevard...dang it. The Denver metro area got to have a few butt sniffers out there right? You need to get working on this, put Denver back on map again as a friendly destination for all.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/itsalljunk76 • 1d ago
Completely has insurance and current registration.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/VariousAd1260 • 1d ago
I just can’t…. I’ve only got a 100mL willy worm
Long and thin for the win
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/lftoxxic • 1d ago
Does anyone know this guy?
This guy was outside of Pleasures on Colfax just recording people, which is super weird, but my friend felt super uncomfortable by it. Someone mentioned he might be a content creator.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/bubbaT88 • 2d ago
Gooning meet up
If you attend you MUST be dressed as a wizard and address fellow gooners as “my lord”. Meet ups are on South Platte River near Meow Wolf. No dogs allowed.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Temporary-Budget-605 • 2d ago
I co-founded BST. The BST has lost its soul.
Fuck your pretentious “principles” and annoying philosophizing about how this giant hedonistic tent is changing the world.
All I wanted was to paint myself blue, do drugs, and make passionate love with a stranger on Denver’s grittiest tarp.
Now BST tickets are a thousand bucks thanks to you corporate NPC yuppie fucks. Namaste.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Parking_War_4100 • 2d ago
Is mile high beaver good eat’n or something?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/huser670 • 3d ago
Who is this guy? (Right answers only)
Saw him peddling BST’s outside of Casa Bonita today and I was going to ask his name but I was already running late for my Blucifer appointment so I missed the opportunity:(
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/GrantNexus • 3d ago
Found Cock Ring on Platte River Trail
It's about half an inch in diameter and made of some brassy goldeny tinny material. DM to claim.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/govatent • 3d ago
Even in Germany the Colorado plates are missing year stickers
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Usual-Language-745 • 3d ago
Slumlord wouldn’t even pay me for a brand new apartment !
I want everyone to know that when my apartment flooded and my AC broke, instead of making me pay rent to live in a soggy swamp of an apartment for weeks while they fix it, my evil landlord offered me a new unit at no cost. This is criminal! They wouldn’t even increase my rent or charge me a new security deposit! Just “hey would you like to move into a new apartment with working water and AC this isn’t covered in black mold”? The nerve. Fucking fascists
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/sinnister_bacon • 3d ago
This has gone too far. Trump to rename Casa Bonita
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/HateyCringy • 3d ago