r/DenverCirclejerk 9h ago

Denver Not Spell good

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89 Upvotes

BRO NOCS. IS THIS A SEXY NICKNAME FOR BO NIX?


r/DenverCirclejerk 11h ago

I got all these tumbleweeds, does anybody out there want some?

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33 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 10h ago

Ask me where I put my giant prosthetic penis when I poop. Go Broncos!!! (Straight stuff only in the comments cause it’s football)

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28 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 9h ago

Better act quick.

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25 Upvotes

Despite 100yrs of Nob slobbing, the Nob Inn will close around end of Sept. Construction on new fent express RTD line has cut the amount of nobs to a trickle.


r/DenverCirclejerk 8h ago

Use only what you need

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18 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 9h ago

Where to complain about Waymo?

15 Upvotes

with Waymo launching today I need to find a place to complain online. I haven’t taken one yet and never will, but as a cyclist and Subaru Crosstrek driver, I need to make my opinion heard. Where can I amplify my voice, preferably in an echo chamber of other like minded cyclists?


r/DenverCirclejerk 10h ago

Seriously, why can’t we post pictures here anymore? We’re being treated worse than Tina Peters!

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16 Upvotes

Attached is a picture of my cat to prove why this is an outrage. It’s topical, because she lives in Denver and has the “Native” bumper sticker just above her butthole (not shown). Why won’t mods let me post this?!


r/DenverCirclejerk 17h ago

A desperate plea to Denver Dog owners

12 Upvotes

PICK UP YA DOG POO YA BLOODY WANKERS. GOOD GOD

Namaste


r/DenverCirclejerk 4h ago

Lord Bryan announces departure from Congress Park leaving residents to shovel for themselves as Super El Niño winter looms

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10 Upvotes