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WASHINGTON, D.C., TKTK — Trump lies in state.

This should not be confused with Trump lying to the state, although he had considerable experience lying to states, including the United States, which was itself a state composed of states.

“He is lying in state?”

“Correct.”

“Which state?”

“He is not lying in a state.”

“You just said he was.”

“No, he is lying in state.”

“Then the state is lying?”

“Trump is lying.”

“Well, yes, everybody knows that.”

“No, he is lying down.”

“I thought you said he was lying in state.”

“He is.”

“While lying down?”

“Naturally.”

“And is he still lying to the states?”

“No.”

“So he finally stopped lying?”

“Yes.”

“Because he is lying?”

“Precisely.”

“Who laid him there?”

“The undertakers.”

“Then Trump isn’t lying. The undertakers laid him.”

“Trump is lying. They laid him there.”

“So the undertakers are lying?”

“No, they laid.”

“About what?”

“TRUMP.”

“To whom?”

“Nobody! They laid Trump down.”

“Then Trump has been laid?”

“Yes.”

“And now he lies?”

“Yes.”

“In state?”

“YES.”

“After years of lying to states?”

“YES.”

“Including the United States?”

“At various times, yes.”

“Which are states?”

“Yes.”

“So Trump, who lied to the States, has been laid by men who were not lying, and now lies in state without lying to the state?”

“At last you have it.”

“What does the state say?”

“The state says Trump lies in state.”

“Well, I wouldn’t believe them.”