r/ShittyLifeProTips 22h ago

SLPT: Get a police scanner and dress as a suspect for easy lawsuit money

362 Upvotes

For example if the police are looking for a male wearing a red hoodie and blue jeans, dress the part and walk in the area where the offender was last spotted. When the police arrive with weapons drawn, have a fake panic attack. A lawyer will contact you after seeing the video on facebook. They will sue for emotional distress and you will get an easy payday!!


r/ShittyLifeProTips 5h ago

LPT: The only B word you should call women is beautiful. Cause bitches love being called beautiful.

40 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 20h ago

SLPT: Are thing too loud for you? put a suppressor on them

1 Upvotes

Works for fridges, vacuum cleaners, washers, dryers, parents, siblings, kids, husband, wife.