r/ShittyLifeProTips 16d ago

SLPT: How to balance your mental health with your physical health

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2.5k Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 16d ago

SLPT: Don't want to deal with wood varnishes to protect your wood? No problem, just put a shower curtain on it.

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67 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 17d ago

SLPT: If a ring ever gets stuck on your finger you can get it off by not eating for 3 days.

126 Upvotes

In that amount of time you will probably shed enough weight that it will come off easily.


r/ShittyLifeProTips 18d ago

SLPT : calm your gf or wife by saying these : Calm down woman, dont get your panties twisted"

58 Upvotes

The keyword is to say calm down


r/ShittyLifeProTips 20d ago

LPT: If you're ever in a firefight, one thing that always seems to work is telling your squad "I need to take an important call". That way you can go to the rear, where you're not bothering anyone and there's less bullets flying around.

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285 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 21d ago

SLPT: If you find a lost wallet with money in it, take the money but leave the wallet.

120 Upvotes

If someone else finds it before the owner, they'd be the first suspect when the owner wonders where the money is.


r/ShittyLifeProTips 22d ago

SLPT: if you add parmesan cheese to chef boyardee, it will taste just like an entree at the Italian restaurant down the road.

67 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 22d ago

LPT: can't afford something? take a loan

15 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 23d ago

SLPT: Using Dating Apps

29 Upvotes

If you are using a Dating App. Make sure to set the radius to 1 mile. If your one true love is more than 20 miles away, then Destiny has failed you by not taking into consideration Gas prices, traffic, and actually having to put on pants to meet someone.


r/ShittyLifeProTips 24d ago

SLPT: The only way you can make yourself happy is by buying something, be on the lookout, capitalism is the endgame.

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1.8k Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 24d ago

SLPT Save yourself countless minutes by eating a few squares of toilet paper after every meal

82 Upvotes

Your poops will wipe your own butt on the way out. Now you can be five minutes early to your terrible job! 🙂


r/ShittyLifeProTips 25d ago

SLPT: what to do if you’re an overworked entrepreneur but want to find love

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3.0k Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 25d ago

SLPT: Want to become a billionaire without doing anything? Just register a Wind Farm company, issue a dramatic press release announcing plans to build the world's largest offshore wind farm, and the U.S. government will give you a billion-dollar check to kindly not build it.

739 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 24d ago

LPT: Enjoy playing video games?

10 Upvotes

Spend less time on basic hygiene and take as few showers as possible to maximize time spent playing video games.


r/ShittyLifeProTips 25d ago

LPT: Convenience fees get their name from how convenient it is to make them up without having to explain them. So make extra money by charging convenience fees to everyone you know.

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138 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 25d ago

SLPT: The perfect time to steal from your workplace is a week or two after a new employee is hired. People will immediately associate their arrival with stuff disappearing

83 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 25d ago

SLPT - For Immediate Gratification Drink Alone While Gambling Sports Online

13 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 27d ago

SLPT: If your electronic device has a swollen battery, it means that it has extra power. Cram it in there and make it fit, it'll be worth it

38 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 27d ago

SLPT: Want to avoid parking tickets?

22 Upvotes

Take your windshield wipers off before up leave your car


r/ShittyLifeProTips 28d ago

SLPT. If you want to maximize your cardio workout gain a bunch of weight to increase the effort it takes to do your exercises and every activity burns more calories than if you were lighter.

46 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 28d ago

SLPT: How to get people on reddit to agree with anything you say. (And I really do mean anything.)

24 Upvotes

Step 1: Go to any subreddit and give an opinion on something that most people would disagree with. Examples might include going to the Argentina subreddit and arguing why Messi isn't a top 10 all time player, or going to the movies subreddit and saying why Lord of The Rings sucks. Don't make it seem like you're obviously trolling, otherwise people will fall for it.

Step 2: You're going to get a lot of comments from people who disagree with you. Some people will resort to name calling simply because they disagree with your opinion.

Step 3: If you try and reply to other people's comments, people are going to downvote you simply because they disagreed with your original post. You can try to argue your case, but you'll still be downvoted. In fact, it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to get downvoted to oblivion no matter what.

Step 4: And this is where we use people's own psychological biases against them. If you're going to get downvoted no matter what, then you can say anything and people will still downvote it, even if they would have agreed with you under different circumstances.

So you can say something like "Donald Trump is a bad president" or "Hitler was a terrible person" or "Jeffrey Epstein did many terrible things" and because of this psychological bias, people will downvote your comment in mass. From an outsiders point of view, it looks like these people are disagreeing with your comments and they actually think all of these terrible leaders did nothing wrong.

So if you want people on reddit to agree with anything you say, no matter how absurd, this is how you do it.


r/ShittyLifeProTips 29d ago

SLPT: When a cop slaps handcuffs on you, politely tell him/her that you do not consent to this “sex thing.” Without your consent they will have to let you go.

240 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 28d ago

SLPT, fake commercial ID not scanning

0 Upvotes

I recently bought an ID from oldironsides.ph. All my friends got theirs from there and they worked just fine. One problem though, i didn’t realize I ordered a commercial license until i got denied at a club. Is this because it’s commercial, or because it’s an NY fake and I live in NY? What should I do from here?


r/ShittyLifeProTips 29d ago

SLPT Buy a Coldcard and use it to fraudulently avoid cryptocurrency tax

2 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips Aug 01 '26

SLPT: Moving and can’t afford to hire someone? Just post “I hate America” on social media and wait for people to offer to help you pack!

108 Upvotes