r/nextfuckinglevel 4h ago

Tram airbags, coming soon to Zurich..

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u/FCBwoof 4h ago

This is definitely going to encourage clout chasers.

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u/Jat616 4h ago

Idiot proofing sadly just makes worse idiots.

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u/Is12345aweakpassword 3h ago

And leads to a proliferation of the idiot’s genes

And Darwin wept, for another tool of natural selection was eliminated

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u/Svardskampe 3h ago

Idiocracy moment 

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u/sesameseed88 2h ago

Everything feels like idiocracy right now

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u/Svardskampe 2h ago

Idiocracy was even better than what we have now, at least intelligence was still revered whenever it was recognised. It is actively shunned IRL.

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u/sesameseed88 2h ago

Ah what a time to be alive, we are literally worse than idiocracy. At least we're not at Wall-E yet.

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u/Jat616 1h ago

Yet being the operative word.

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u/Rargnarok 1h ago

To be fair the only revered intelligence after hitting rock bottom we're on the downward slide that leads TO idiocracy

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u/Bigspider95 3h ago

As if Zurich doesnt have enough of them...

Seriously tho, its amazing how oblivious/ignorant ppl (especially semi-rich ones) can be

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u/SuperNewk 2h ago

But are they idiots if they got people to invent things to keep them alive?

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u/vasectomy7 2h ago

I know accidents happen.... but i suspect the more frequent application would be to save people that intentionally jump in front.

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u/JoySubtraction 3h ago

Yeah, but here's the thing: after a few months, take the airbags away without telling anyone. It'd be a great way of thinning the herds of influencers morons.

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u/TomClancy5873 3h ago

Good. r/makemycoffin needs more material

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u/Deep90 1h ago

I get not wanting to completely ban it on free speech grounds, but I don't get why the law in various countries hasn't made it illegal to profit from it, or at least made demonitization a punishment for streamers/content creators who commit crimes.

u/ccAbstraction 59m ago

Most videos of people committing crimes get demonitized on YouTube at least. I remember almost like 10 years ago now a bunch of urb-ex youtubers (and some effectively just breaking and entering for fun or climbing and riding things they really shouldn't) got their channels demonetized, and were upset that they couldn't pay their legal fees with YouTube money...

u/BallHarness 42m ago

Can't wait for idiots to jump in front of these for TikTok

u/Beni_Stingray 33m ago

It's switzerland, you just have to make the fine high enough and this will stop very fast.

u/bigloudbang 32m ago

Still not great for your bones or keeping skin on your body

First one to try can demonstrate why its still a medically terrible idea

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u/Melodic_Trash_737 4h ago

Baby proofing for idiotic adults, this is a slippery slope

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u/stickyplants 4h ago

Might need some shape adjusting to bounce people away from the tracks instead of grinding them into the ground lol

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u/Raptorator 3h ago

Just a few days ago there was a deadly incident here in Zurich where someone was hit by a tram and was bounced on the road where he was hit by a car. Soo… not alwas the ideal outcome.

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u/Jennyreviews1 4h ago

Ahh… so it just smears the person on the tracks to a bloody pulp rather than kills them instantly on impact…? ….brilliant. lol 😝 🤣

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u/DueExample52 4h ago

Tramsare not trains. They go as fast as car traffic in the city, so 50kph (before emergency braking). This just turns a tram accident into a milder impact closer to a car crash, since the front of the tram usually has stuff that isn’t as pedestrian-friendly as a car hood. 

Then it may prevent the person from being cut to pieces between the rail and the wheels while the tram is coming to a stop over a short distance.

u/Beni_Stingray 31m ago

Yeah nah, these trams can and do drive 60-70kph on overland routes to the agglomeration.

u/DueExample52 27m ago

Yes, but not where pedestrians cross or where it’s shared with traffic. Not every discussion is a confrontational argument. And yes I hear your next objection, someone can yeet themselves in front of it in those high speed areas too, but it’s a lot less likely so this covers the most likely scenario: accidental collisions at station entry, or at city crossroads, both at lower speeds.

u/Beni_Stingray 13m ago

Dude i live there, there are tons of trams going along the main roads that lead into the surroundig towns and agglomeration and there are tons of unsecured pedestrian crossings.

It's slowly but surely being rebuild and the crossing are secured but there are still a lot of unsecured ones. We had more than a few accidents just on the line im using.

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u/tchissin 2h ago

the front of the tram usually has stuff that isn’t as pedestrian-friendly as a car

"pedestrian-friendly" you've never been hit by a car, aren't you?

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u/NewAndyy 2h ago

Car hoods are designed to have people fall onto it, instead of underneath the car and wheels. This results in leg injuries instead of vital organ injuries.

The lack of such a design is part of what makes SUVs and trucks way more deadly.

"Friendly" might not be the best word, but they do have safety features with pedestrians in mind.

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u/Tzunamitom 2h ago

Cybertruck has entered the chat

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u/Adonis711 2h ago

You can't drive a cybertruck in Europe exactly for this reason. It's a deathtrap for everyone, including the driver.

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u/demaandronk 1h ago

Enough people do drive ridiculous American cars here already. Completely irresponsible.

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u/NewAndyy 1h ago

I did say "except SUVs and trucks". Cybertrucks are illegal in the EU because they lack this kind of safety features (and many more).

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u/Byggherren 2h ago

You haven't been hit by a tram i see. Or you'd likely be in 3 pieces or more.

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u/tchissin 1h ago

I was just reacting to the "pedestrian friendly". No one denies the tram to be deadly. But pedestrian friendly? Come on!

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u/gigantic0603 3h ago

First of all, they’re trams, not high speed trains. Secondly, something tells me that the tram coming to a stop soon after the airbag is deployed is an intended design. But I do understand how you might’ve missed it since it takes basic attention span to watch a video till the end

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u/iC3P0 4h ago

But if it hits you fool speed you'll have time to do a triple flip and land on your feet!

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u/Taco_Salamanca 3h ago

I've literally seen someone get caught under a tram who was still alive for some time but ultimately didn't make it. I'd choose the airbag all day, everyday.

u/pieisgiood876 58m ago

Me as well except it was a train going very slowly. Took hours to die in agony... :/

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u/Novel-Pie1596 4h ago

There is a huge difference between a Train and a Tram ( even tho the former is a "type of train").

u/Character-Mango6061 0m ago

the latter*

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u/J_Smith_man 4h ago

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u/1GoodIdeeaOutOf100 3h ago

I hope, wasting tax money protecting idiots is definitely something I hate about current society.

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u/Golendhil 3h ago

If it can make you feel better : healing idiots is usually way more expensive than protecting them

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u/1GoodIdeeaOutOf100 2h ago

The incinerator is cheaper.

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u/Golendhil 2h ago

As a matter of fact : not really. A living person pay taxes and contribute to the economy. It's usually cheaper to reduce death rate than it is to let people die.

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u/1GoodIdeeaOutOf100 1h ago edited 1h ago

I'm considering that if you miss a huge train/tram coming at you, there is little chance you end up as a net positive in the economy of our species.Such a person lacks responsability and awareness I get what you are saying, a cremation costs 1000€ but that person you can heal for 5000€ will pay 50.000€ in the long term back trough taxes, but what are the chances the same person healed will cause damages beyond 50.000€ ? My guess is high chances.

In my country there was a lady that reached dementia in her 80's , tried to suicide once, doctors saved her, got agressive in the hospital, sent home.Soon after she "forgot" the gas stove on and due to lack of safety sensors and automatic valves the gas built up in over 6 apartments during the night , the result : 4 dead, 15 injured, a good part of the building ( like 3-4 apartments spead on 2+levels) collapsed and a lot of people placed in social homes till insurance pays the ones that had it, the other families are basically homeless just because some doctors helped a shell of a person keep a heart pumping enough to do something stoopid.

The event I remembered took place on 17 Oct. 2025 in Rahova Romania, I know a single event doesn't set a pattern, but in my own family I saw what happens when you try to give help to people that are beyond saving, and in my honest opinion a person that lacks the capacity too look left and right when crossing a street is beyond saving.

Edit.: Additional info worth considering, I like to provide my own point of view and arguing, sorry for annoying you but I liked your argunent and having this conversation gives me dopamine, honnestly I hope it's the same to you and I'm not just an annoyance.

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u/rocketeerH 2h ago

I think this is one of the 99 bad ideas you have

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u/1GoodIdeeaOutOf100 1h ago

Yes, definitely one of them, I can feel when that one great ideea comes.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 4h ago

tram waffle makes jam

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u/ResidentWarning4383 4h ago

India needs them the most

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u/Happy_Personality135 4h ago

Just curious why

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u/Icy-Entrepreneur9002 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0K4iKGtyclIB6Dza
First gif that shows up when searching India train. Just very very crowed is why. They cross in front of moving trains all the time and jump on them to get on top because they are overcrowded like this gif.

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u/Happy_Personality135 3h ago

Do a lot of people die from trains in India?

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u/Exciting_Map_7382 3h ago

Irony is that no one in India can ride on top of trains (since they all run on electrified tracks), all those clips including the above one is from Bangladesh.

But yes, many people do die from train accidents.

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u/ResidentWarning4383 4h ago

You need to ask?

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u/atomsmasher66 4h ago

It’s his first day on the internet

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u/Raydnt 4h ago

I dunno, I think we should let darwin do its work

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u/Nice_Ad_8183 4h ago

They’ll just throw their heads under the wheels

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u/babubaichung 4h ago

Trolley problem has a whole new twist now.

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u/Mr_GrauHut 4h ago

They brought back the people dozer device? Nooo waayyyyy

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u/SiempreRegreso 3h ago

Why not envelop?

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u/Shadow__Account 3h ago

Nice, Ive seen a guy get under a tram one time. Wasnt a nice view.

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u/Majorman_86 2h ago

The tram problem solved! Finally!

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u/Sassi7997 2h ago

"Soon"? I think I've seen this video 10 years ago.

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u/Psychological-Wrap25 1h ago

Not what I expected

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u/desyx_ 1h ago

i think cow plow would be better

u/MealFew8619 42m ago

Well that sure looks fun

u/Iwan787 21m ago

So he casually walked off, but poor dummy got hit by a frigging tram? Real brave of him

u/prawduhgee 10m ago

I love how the guy with the camera thought twice about standing closer

u/Shot-Habit-5705 3m ago

Stupid. Train the drivers to look. An accident would not happen like this at that speed.

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u/acreboy1966 4h ago

How about being smart enough not to stand in front of a train

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u/BobDerBongmeister420 4h ago

079 het si gseit

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u/TermElectronic8261 4h ago

This is actually very much appreciated. Thank you!

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u/slothxaxmatic 4h ago

I'm pretty sure the brakes are deployed at the same time as the airbag (assuming here). Most people won't be standing there for that long, they will step in front as the train is passing.

Still needs work though, oh yeah.

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u/Pin-Lui 4h ago

lol, guys, go home; no need to develop this further. Someone on Reddit said it doesn't work.