r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 6h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/spaceporter 6h ago

They charge more for higher ranking, sometimes called Sarge Pricing. 

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u/Altruistic_Brick1730 5h ago

No, they charge General admission.

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u/Mayflie 5h ago

And General’s emissions

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u/Dabs1903 5h ago

I paid a Thai prostitute for an emissions check once. Best 25$ I’ve ever spent.

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u/No_Internal9345 4h ago

Did she check your oil with her dip stick?

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u/Dabs1903 4h ago

I can neither confirm nor deny.

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u/driving_andflying 2h ago

I can neither confirm nor deny.

This guy governments.

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u/Dabs1903 2h ago

No he doesn’t….🥸

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u/ahkiatt 5h ago

That kind of price gouging is a Major concern

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u/leethalxx 4h ago

And some general recklessness

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u/Own_Bison6467 4h ago

But we are keeping that private

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u/leethalxx 3h ago

“My favourite member of the army core, private browsing”

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u/leethalxx 4h ago

Sounds like a recipe for major damage.

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u/BasvanS 3h ago

That’s indeed a major increase

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u/SneakyWagon 20m ago

But if you get caught, it's corporal punishment.

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u/Crott117 4h ago

For the adventurous they offer corporal punishment.

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u/SmartBeast 2h ago

Their work is Admiralable

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u/Mourn_roe 3h ago

Oh? They seemed to have some Major Revisions in their business model

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u/Aggravating-Pick8338 2h ago

Does it cost extra for the fast pass?

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u/Troublytobbly 2h ago

They won't just take the captains quarters, but their dollar too!

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u/inplayruin 5h ago

If you pay for the privates, they will handle the seamen for free.

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u/Hurtkopain 1h ago

🏆🏅

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u/SeriousRedditor62220 5h ago

lmfao, this deserves all of the upvotes

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u/collergic 5h ago

Is there a Cap price?

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u/GetEquipped 2h ago

This is Navy, so I think they'll be demanding "Petty Cash" instead

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u/Chaos-Cortex 5h ago

They offer Groupons , group specials.

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u/Glass-Ambassador7195 5h ago

Groupoon is the site

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u/ChickenChaser5 0m ago

I heard they charge based on the type of ship. Sometimes called Barge Pricing.

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u/weapawn 5h ago

I think they should name it the "Bukkake Special" due to the overflow of seamen.