r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 8h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/ul2006kevinb 8h ago

Do prostitutes utilize surge pricing?

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u/spaceporter 8h ago

They charge more for higher ranking, sometimes called Sarge Pricing. 

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u/Altruistic_Brick1730 7h ago

No, they charge General admission.

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u/Mayflie 7h ago

And General’s emissions

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u/Dabs1903 7h ago

I paid a Thai prostitute for an emissions check once. Best 25$ I’ve ever spent.

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u/No_Internal9345 5h ago

Did she check your oil with her dip stick?

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u/Dabs1903 5h ago

I can neither confirm nor deny.

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u/driving_andflying 4h ago

I can neither confirm nor deny.

This guy governments.

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u/Dabs1903 4h ago

No he doesn’t….🥸

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u/Numerous-Fly-3791 1h ago

$25??? It use to be $15 dolllar

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 4m ago

a He or she?

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u/ahkiatt 6h ago

That kind of price gouging is a Major concern

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u/leethalxx 5h ago

And some general recklessness

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u/Own_Bison6467 5h ago

But we are keeping that private

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u/leethalxx 4h ago

“My favourite member of the army core, private browsing”

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u/leethalxx 5h ago

Sounds like a recipe for major damage.