r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 6h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/Lopsided-Anteater129 6h ago

Use a condom for all sexual acts and you're good. Check for herpes outbreaks. I hope the crayon eaters had a basic sex ed course and know how babby is formed.

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u/Hartstockz 5h ago

Pahh condom???? Just use doxy pep and get a vasectomy.

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u/gannon585 5h ago

this guy fucks

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u/Hartstockz 5h ago

Damn right

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u/Gloomy_Setting5936 5h ago

Oh yeah baby!

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 3h ago

won't work against viral stds like herpes or hpv

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u/ChornWork2 37m ago

condom improves stich, but still meaningful risk from skin-to-skin contact beyond the condom.

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u/Hartstockz 2h ago

Almost 80% of the population has herpes and is no big deal. Ima be real herpes shouldn't be considered an std as it's not transmitted by sexual fluids. A single dose of the HPV vaccine is 98% effective.

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 2h ago

herpes shouldn't be considered an std

that's definitely a hot take lol

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u/Hartstockz 1h ago

Most people get herpes from family members kissing them as children..... It's also not transmitted by sexual fluids. You can get COVID from having sex with someone who has COVID but we ant calling that a std or sti

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 47m ago

Most people get herpes from family members kissing them as children

I'm going to need a source for "most". "Many", yes. This is the first I've heard someone claim "most". Regardless, it's still an STD.

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 2h ago

Conflating cold sores and chicken pox prevalence as a statistic as if it was genital herpes is wild. WTF

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u/Hartstockz 1h ago

Cold sores is herpes fucknuts.

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u/ChornWork2 30m ago edited 1m ago

"cold sores" is primarily caused by HSV1, a herpes virus, which used to be considered oral herpes before oral sex was common place. Now it causes as many or more genital infections as HSV2. the resulting infection tends to have much less risk of severe symptoms, but hey.

prevalence rates for HSV2 aren't high where you're young, but they're reasonably high when you start looking at people who have been sexually active with more than a handful of partners (particularly in the case of women).

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u/Distinct_Cap_1418 52m ago

Hotdog encased in resin

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u/El_Grosero_5150 3h ago

Lol, dexy pep doesn't cover herpes.

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u/MiI0rd 4h ago

Sounds supper painful, and doesn’t it remove the pleasure? Assuming you had one, genuinely curious

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u/Severe-Security-1365 4h ago

No loss of sensation or pleasure. Appointment was quick and easy, heals within days to a week. Getting kicked square in the balls hurts worse than a vasectomy. Complications can happen, like any body modification, but it is rare. No drop in libido, etc., it's literally just normal life with sperm vs normal life without.

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u/Rikudou_Sage 3h ago

Nothing changes, your ejaculate just does not contain sperm anymore.

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u/BurnoutJoeB 2h ago

Doxy pep isnt saving you from whats in Thailand. 😂

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u/Hartstockz 1h ago

This just feels like rascism

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u/BurnoutJoeB 1h ago

Unfortunately its called experience. 😂

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u/Hartstockz 1h ago

Damn, rippin repperonis

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u/J-L-Picard 5h ago

Full Latex Jacket

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u/MTechnik 5h ago

this is how the ship gets crabs.

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u/Koshindan 4h ago

They ran out onboard after 200 days at sea.