r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 8h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/BareNakedSole 7h ago

I grew up with a lot of guys that really didn’t have anything going on so a bunch joined the military. Years later, the guys that joined the Marines are mostly OK, but the guys that served in the Navy are mostly out of shape obnoxious know-it-alls who love Trump and think that because you didn’t serve in the military you don’t know shit about anything.

And yet, when you ask them about their time in the Navy, all you get is multiple stories about either some homo erotic shit being done on the ship while they’re in the middle of the sea, or all of the times they got gonorrhea from their time in ports like Subic Bay and Thailand.

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u/bestestopinion 7h ago

Can you please regale us with these homoerotic stories?

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u/Different_One9412 7h ago

It would be considered gay except they say the phrase "It ain't gay if its the Navy"

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u/Acceptable_Gap3015 6h ago

"It's not gay if it's underway"

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 6h ago

It’s not queer if you’re by the pier

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u/WASD_click 1h ago

What happens under the sea, stays under the sea.

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u/Agreeable-Network485 6h ago

It's only gay if you cum on purpose

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u/zatalak 5h ago

*porpoise

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u/rybres123 4h ago

Seriously not gay if you’re at sea