r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 8h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/bestestopinion 7h ago

Can you please regale us with these homoerotic stories?

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u/Different_One9412 7h ago

It would be considered gay except they say the phrase "It ain't gay if its the Navy"

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u/Agreeable-Network485 6h ago

It's only gay if you cum on purpose

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u/zatalak 5h ago

*porpoise