r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 8h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/poonmangler 7h ago

And they're still not charging enough. They need to take a page out of every Chevy dealer's book.

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u/rolloutTheTrash 7h ago

Prostitutes 🤝 Dealerships

Taking care of America's military

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u/The-disgracist 7h ago

Our brave servicemen drive dodge chargers with 22% interest rates, sir.

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u/Raneynickelfire 3h ago

Because smart, adjusted, educated, intelligent people don't end up in the military.

That was easy.