r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 8h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/bestestopinion 7h ago

Can you please regale us with these homoerotic stories?

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u/JyveAFK 5h ago

Boss was submariner. Docking in... think it was Thailand. Him and half a dozen mates went to a place where there was a large round table. 1 girl, 1 boy walk in, go under the table and random BJ's are given out. First one to look under the table to see if they got the chick or the dude pays for the whole thing.
Boss would get drunk, tell this story, often, laughing that he might be gay but he doesn't know for sure as someone else paid for the night.

!Normal things in the Navy. As bad as regular crew are, submariners are something else.

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u/90210fred 4h ago

In Thailand "1 girl, 1 boy" might be considered a generous assumption in the absence of clear evidence.

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u/JyveAFK 2h ago

That's a /really/ good point. Wonder if that ever occurred to him.