A man gets a flat tire and pulls over to the side of the road. He happens to be next to an asylum and as he is changing the tire one of the inmates stares at him from behind a fence. After taking all 5 lug nuts off the tire and setting them on the spare he falls and knocks the spare over, sending the lug nuts into a ditch. He can only find 1 of them and decides he will not make it home.

The inmate then reveals that the reason he is in the asylum is because his name is Frug Plamblander

"Well, what did you have before dinner," he asked.

"Fish," I replied and winked at my date. "And you?" I playfully asked her.

"Crabs."

Because it will constantly be ticking and talking.

A teacher was known for sitting the white kids in front of class and the black ones on the back. After the parents reunion, the director ask the teacher to change that stupid rule.

Next day the kids went to class and she said:

"Kids, sorry for my past behaviour, I heard your parents requests and now I will not discriminate you based on your colour. In fact all of you now are blue to me, is it ok?".

The class started to cheer and to sit on different seats.

"Kids, the light blues in front, the dark blues on the back"

You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.

oh, rector and corrector