…I pay Leo.

by Cat E. Pillar.

Let minnow

He was afraid of the repercussions

.... I said no, I ordered mascarpone ! 😎🐴

As part of the release, they dedicated the money made from the upgraded release towards humanitarian causes.

Hoping to spread the word, they programmed the autocorrect on their computers in various ways as to ensure their social media posts would contain plenty of references to their beneficial deeds. It took some getting used to, but in time they were all able to adjust to the changes in their writing.

Unfortunately, they all got hit with a virus, specifically targeting autocorrection programs, temporarily stopping the help they were getting from their computers. It took several days to remove the virus, but in the meantime they managed to ensure their posts stayed relevant by spending extra time manually rewriting sentences to include references to these good deeds.

When they were finally able to clear the virus for good, they were forced to reinstall the program and reset all of the settings and changes they had used previously. After several days without the program, they had gotten used to not using it, and thus it was quite difficult for them to readjust to it, although they were able to get the hang of it again and successfully continue with their campaign.

It truly was a moment of Automatic for-the-people (Remastered).

Bartender: Hey

Horse: Yeah sure

“…Break an egg!”

She was out- standing in her field.

...hands down.

Did I tell you about the roof?

It was over your head.

Their middle name is "the."

Apparently, they give you a bird’s-eye view of everything.

He had a prayer engagement.

… There is a sucker born every minute.

“You-reek-a!”

Sea Kelp….

Because it’s very time-consuming.

Roberto.

I'll see myself out.

They were already on the Highway to Hell.

This morning some of my fishing stuff is missing.

Can't believe he took the bait...

A carpenter.

I want to sleep like my cat.

14 hours, no responsibilities,

zero regrets.

but sofa so good.

The salesperson brought down the general manager and the chief accountant.