r/cleanjokes • u/sulldanivan • 10h ago

I’m on the Paleo Diet. There’s a restaurant nearby owned by a guy named Leo. After I eat…

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…I pay Leo.

r/cleanjokes • u/Teapot007x • 23h ago

Waiter walks over to the table with a blindfolded horse.....

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.... I said no, I ordered mascarpone ! 😎🐴

r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 11h ago

A book never written: “A Butterﬂy’s Life”…

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