r/cleanjokes • u/sulldanivan • 10h ago
I’m on the Paleo Diet. There’s a restaurant nearby owned by a guy named Leo. After I eat…
…I pay Leo.
r/cleanjokes • u/sulldanivan • 10h ago
…I pay Leo.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 11h ago
by Cat E. Pillar.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 1d ago
He was afraid of the repercussions
r/cleanjokes • u/Teapot007x • 1d ago
.... I said no, I ordered mascarpone ! 😎🐴
r/cleanjokes • u/Magnitech_ • 1d ago
As part of the release, they dedicated the money made from the upgraded release towards humanitarian causes.
Hoping to spread the word, they programmed the autocorrect on their computers in various ways as to ensure their social media posts would contain plenty of references to their beneficial deeds. It took some getting used to, but in time they were all able to adjust to the changes in their writing.
Unfortunately, they all got hit with a virus, specifically targeting autocorrection programs, temporarily stopping the help they were getting from their computers. It took several days to remove the virus, but in the meantime they managed to ensure their posts stayed relevant by spending extra time manually rewriting sentences to include references to these good deeds.
When they were finally able to clear the virus for good, they were forced to reinstall the program and reset all of the settings and changes they had used previously. After several days without the program, they had gotten used to not using it, and thus it was quite difficult for them to readjust to it, although they were able to get the hang of it again and successfully continue with their campaign.
It truly was a moment of Automatic for-the-people (Remastered).
r/cleanjokes • u/drugsisbad018 • 3d ago
Bartender: Hey
Horse: Yeah sure
r/cleanjokes • u/sulldanivan • 3d ago
“…Break an egg!”
r/cleanjokes • u/Pandaemic103 • 3d ago
She was out- standing in her field.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 4d ago
...hands down.
r/cleanjokes • u/AngelMom1962 • 4d ago
Did I tell you about the roof?
It was over your head.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 6d ago
Their middle name is "the."
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 6d ago
Apparently, they give you a bird’s-eye view of everything.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 7d ago
He had a prayer engagement.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 8d ago
… There is a sucker born every minute.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 8d ago
“You-reek-a!”
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 9d ago
Sea Kelp….
r/cleanjokes • u/Opening_Rip_1840 • 10d ago
Because it’s very time-consuming.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 10d ago
Roberto.
I'll see myself out.
r/cleanjokes • u/dcterr • 9d ago
They were already on the Highway to Hell.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 11d ago
This morning some of my fishing stuff is missing.
Can't believe he took the bait...
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 11d ago
A carpenter.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 12d ago
I want to sleep like my cat.
14 hours, no responsibilities,
zero regrets.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 12d ago
but sofa so good.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 13d ago
The salesperson brought down the general manager and the chief accountant.