r/Wellthatsucks 1d ago

Delivery driver chooses the Patrick Mahomes style of delivering package

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u/Metroidman 1d ago

What was it a shirt?

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u/OmitsWordsByAccident 1d ago

Yes

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u/jdovejr 1d ago

No issues then.

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u/Grays42 1d ago edited 6h ago

Seriously, no notes, that's a perfectly acceptable delivery mechanism, it has been through far worse in the warehouse.

My only objection is the guy walking on the lawn. :\

[edit:] The number of people in this thread that were never taught as kids that it's impolite to walk on someone else's lawn is too damn high.

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u/TheDankTruth 22h ago

People weren’t around when your local newspaper was yeeted at your front door and it shows

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u/Vegetable-Seesaw-491 21h ago

I delivered newspaper for a bit as a kid. 100% of the times the ones that needed to be "porched" were thrown from the sidewalk.

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u/gsfgf 20h ago

Our guy would throw them from his car.

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u/ScroochDown 20h ago

We had three guys in a pickup truck delivering ours! One driving, one sitting on either side of the bed yeeting papers into yards/onto driveways. I just had the most vivid memory of that huge THUNK sound that the Sunday paper made.

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u/Vegetable-Seesaw-491 20h ago

I did this in the '80s and we had to use our bicycles. I was maybe 10 years old.

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u/Dilusions 21h ago

It’s grass, it’s meant to be walked on

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u/Dr_Trogdor 19h ago

It's grass, it's meant to be green and consume insane amounts of water 👍

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u/fxk717 1d ago

I can’t expect a person that is delivering 40+ stops a day to add more work so that a lawn doesn’t get 30 steps on it.

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u/Asparagus_2point0 23h ago

Those vans do 200 stops roughly .

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u/lennofish 23h ago

40+? boy i wish lmao

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u/PrestigeMaster 22h ago

40+ is greater than or equal to 2k

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u/Bearded_Toast 1h ago

Less than, also.

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u/cool_pillo 19h ago

Do you get paid per delivery?

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u/AWildGamerAppeared25 14h ago

No, it's hourly. And it's like 200+ stops, usually 200 or 300+ packages a day

Some routes even have like, 600+ packages

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u/Kitchen_Monitor4716 18h ago

Exactly, when you’re doing 40 plus stops a day, you’re just trying to get the job done without making every delivery a whole extra mission.

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u/DudeBroMan13 22h ago

Fuck the lawn. Too hot to give a shit

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u/Funkymonk86 20h ago

Being protective over grass is the weirdest

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u/Feralpudel 18h ago

The one thing turf grass excels at is tolerating foot and dog traffic better than anything else.

If you aren’t using it for kids or dogs or adults why?

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u/Pensive_Pauper 1d ago

Fuck that lawn. Enormous waste of resources that contributes nothing to the environment.

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u/gsfgf 20h ago

It's Tennessee. Grass just grows there.

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u/Drmlk465 20h ago

Well with that attitude, why are you still breathing?

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u/[deleted] 23h ago edited 23h ago

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u/fxk717 23h ago

You grant permission when you order a package. I was raised to be thankful for someone’s labor. If walking across my lawn makes someone’s work day easier… then by all means.

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u/bagelsnatch 15h ago

you lawn people are the worst. it's grass ffs

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u/EmotionalMycologist9 21h ago

I handled their work comp claims. They all walk in the grass. It's like they want to sprain their ankles.

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u/RainDownAndDestroyMe 6h ago

Funnily enough, the post office literally trains it's employees to walk on lawns if they have a walking route. Customers can request their postal worker to not walk on their lawn and if the local post office is competent, that request will be followed.

That being said, Amazon specifically trains to not walk on lawns lmao.

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u/sparkey504 3h ago

I agree 100% on the delivery... as far as the lawn goes if its pristine then yea stay off of it if you can... but for an overworked and under payed delivery guy... just dont drive on it.

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u/ConcreteDinosaur 1d ago

I would have an issue, don't throw shit at my house

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u/gilbertbenjamington 1d ago

If your house can't tank a t-shirt, must be a shit house

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u/cans-of-swine 1d ago

If you throw shit at a shit house, would that make it stronger? 

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u/JerseyShore7619 1d ago

It’d for sure make it shittier

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u/less_than_nick 1d ago

yeah yeah take it up with the amazon ai support chatbot

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u/ConcreteDinosaur 1d ago

No you wouldn't, you're a top 1% commenter, you don't leave your house

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u/Magictank2000 1d ago

Thank the above redditor for helping you finally step outside the basement lmao

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u/cvr24 23h ago

So you can't say that Amazon doesn't give a shirt.

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u/_TooncesLookOut 1d ago

Sounded like a bag of Skittles or m&ms.

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u/El_Guap 20h ago

That's just how Yeezy delivers his merch.

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u/EsotericTribble 6h ago

Doesn't matter what it is that's crap service and termination worthy.

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon 1d ago

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u/VictorVOOONdoom 1d ago

KEEP UNCLE RICO'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

https://giphy.com/gifs/UiFBN1jLNRWl81pg37

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u/GoramReaver 1d ago

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That wasn’t Mahomes. That was whatever this is.

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u/governmentthief 1d ago

I’ve seen this horrid throw before. What’s it from?

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u/GoramReaver 1d ago

it’s from a teen movie in 2015 called The Duff, never watched it but I know this “throw” lol

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u/No-Tower-5119 22h ago

I know this throw cause the kids at the school i worked at were imitating it. So annoyingly ugly

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u/iPicBadUsernames 1d ago

I hate you for making me see this abomination again.

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u/GoramReaver 23h ago

Happy Monday to all of us!

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u/outside_cat 1d ago

Chris Rock took it like a champ. Made Will look like a punk.

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u/SipoteQuixote 22h ago

There was a time shirts were used as ammo in launchers.

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u/HairyDust4826 1d ago edited 1d ago

I didn't even have to see the other angle to confirm if he hit his target.

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u/ELUSIVE_GODS 1d ago edited 21h ago

I always tell people - never order anything you wouldn't want thrown from Amazon. I've worked on their shipping dock and can tell you right away that wasn't the first time it was thrown...at the end of the night management actually instructs you to do it, to be done with the work quicker/on time. Same thing for mail too really (i would imagine)

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u/donut_koharski 1d ago

I work for the post office and while I cannot say parcels aren’t thrown like this, clerks do toss fragile stuff into the hamper, similar to putting a gallon of milk on top of a dozen eggs.

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u/i8noodles 20h ago

i worked at a major sorting facility and i can 100% confirm we threw shit. we would get a big crate of express sorting to do. we would all stand around it, pick stuff up and throw untill the crate is empty and then repeat

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u/Solid_Snark 20h ago

I worked UPS in college. People legitimately shoulder rammed packages to squeeze them into place.

If you want something delivered respectfully, the only method is to pick it up yourself, unfortunately.

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u/donut_koharski 20h ago

Haha agreed.

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u/No_Size9475 18h ago

Clerks throw things a good 10-15 feet daily sorting packages. They land on whatever else they threw earlier.

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u/less_than_nick 1d ago

When I delivered for amazon during covid, we would have like a 7 minute window to fully load the vans and scan in every tote/oversized box. We were absolutely YEETING those things into the van to save time, otherwise we'd get punished by management.

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u/Phatstache 1d ago

I worked at the ups store. My manager told us to pack it like someone was gonna be dropkicking it the whole way there. If it's not packed to be thrown, it's not packed right.

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u/LLREnew 21h ago

Bro this is every delivery service. I’ve worked for Amazon and UPS. Let alone what happens at airports. That’s why they pack things the way they do. They know it’s gonna get knocked around during delivery and shipping. That’s why they have special tags on high dollar items, fragile items, TVs etc.

“Hey don’t throw this or it will cost us money”

Everything else is being thrown I can promise you.

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u/gsfgf 20h ago

Let alone what happens at airports

They call themselves throwers for a reason.

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u/wetwater 1d ago

I haven't expected any carrier in decades to treat any of my packages with respect. I just hope the shipper packs them well enough to survive, and most of the time they do.

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u/Gullible_Increase146 1d ago

For real. Packers are always told to use more bubbles no matter how many they use because the expectation is that it's going to get thrown around.

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u/thedirtypickle50 19h ago

I work at a mail sorting facility for the postal service and getting thrown is probably the most gentle thing that happens to those packages lol

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u/OuttHouseMouse 1d ago

Yup, id even see people spike packages on the ground in sorting centers. It was normal. Thats why we put packing material in the boxes.

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u/ThatFlamingo942 1d ago

Can confirm. It's not even meant to be malicious but it is a byproduct of shipping thousands and thousands of packages a day. There is a reason you bubble wrap the shit out of your fragile packages. It's not because of delivery drivers. It's airplane rides, ships, conveyor belts, drops, shakes, bumps, loading, unloading, weather, accidents, etc. all before it even reaches the underpaid delivery person. Amazon sucks because there is no real packaging standards since most things come from individuals or warehouses or unrelated companies. If your package is busted, there should be just as many fingers pointing at the people that packaged it as are pointed at the system that delivered it.

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u/Phill_is_Legend 22h ago

At least they're usually good about refunds. I ordered a mini fridge and it came damaged...twice. the second time took a little more effort to get refunded but honestly that's on me for trying again 🤣 ended up buying the third one from brick and mortar.

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u/Putrid-Hope2283 21h ago

Worked at ups in college unloading trucks. Best believe that shit was thrown around to keep the line full.

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u/gsfgf 20h ago

Not to mention the machines themselves, actual transit, etc. I got a package yesterday where the inside box was damaged, probably in a warehouse. But it was packed fine, so the product is fine.

There are ways to ship and have your packages taken better care of, but it's slower and costs more.

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u/BlueClovr 20h ago

Every product you purchase needs to be transported and treated be receivers and delivery people at some point. How do you think items make their way to a Walmart or Best Buy store?

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u/DrDerpberg 17h ago

I don't care what the place I order from does with it as long as it gets here undamaged. Conversely I don't care if they didn't throw it, or if it's stolen off my porch. It's on them to deliver to me.

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u/Anolen95 6h ago

Got my 5070ti from Amazon.. been using it since December so I guess it fared okay lol

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u/RobertDigital1986 1d ago

Problem is I've heard this about every carrier and usually it's not an option anyway.

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u/williconn 1d ago

As someone who has worked in both a ups and fedex warehouse, boxes get thrown

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u/No-Tower-5119 22h ago

Or just order it to your job like my boss does (this only works if your job has a reception and or shipping/receiving department)

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u/The_Daily_Herp 1d ago

also before it even makes it into our vans some of the knuckle daggers at the warehouse will put the smallest overflow boxes under 4 boxes of fucking cat litter and other heavy dropshipped dogshit, I get stuff that’s crushed before I even put it in my van

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u/AmateurSysAdmin_1 23h ago

I can guarantee packages go through the same if not worse conditions in the warehouses of USPS, Fedex, UPS, Walmart, Target than Amazon warehouses. And stuff gets thrown in Amazon warehouses hundreds of times a day

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u/FelixDeCat1969 1d ago

If it’s quite obviously a soft package like clothing I don’t see the issue with this imo

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u/Contemplating_Prison 1d ago

Yeah definitely looked like clothing.

Why would someone post this video like the driver damaged something lol

People cry about the dumbest shit

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u/This-is-obsurd 23h ago

Ideally no package should be thrown? Kinda obvious there’s a problem here. Of course it can’t be damaged if it’s a shirt. But I personally wouldn’t want any package of mine to be thrown. I bet you’ll call me elitist? lol

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u/2THUG 23h ago

Ideally these drivers would be compensated fairly and not made to do 200 stops a day to the point that they can't take bathroom breaks. But unfortunately, this is the price we pay for cheapness and convenience.

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 19h ago

I don’t think you know what elitist means.

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u/BL_RogueExplorer 22h ago

Then you should stop ordering deliveries. Lol. This clip is beyond tame in comparison to how packages are treated within the facility/warehouse.

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u/shes_a_gdb 20h ago

How would he know it's not something small and fragile wrapped in something soft to keep it safe? And then he just chucks it. Just seems lazy to not take another few steps. What did he save, 2-3 seconds?

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u/MDCCCLV 11h ago

2-3 seconds per 150 stops a day is 5 minutes. That's the difference between having time for a break or not.

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u/shes_a_gdb 11h ago

Oh ok. Dude is willing to destroy every package to take a break from not doing his job properly.

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u/MDCCCLV 11h ago

That's just the game. Amazon doesn't care if people have a chance to take a break or not.

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u/CommieDog2525 1d ago

Something tells me the OP wasn't concerned about his package either

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u/No-Doctor-4396 1d ago

Found the delivery driver

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u/Peridot_Ghost 1d ago

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u/Maximum-Style2848 19h ago

The guy is practicing to be a fake nfl player to scam women xd

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u/RentalGore 1d ago

He was trying to throw that package over the mountains.

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u/Warm-Delivery1418 1d ago

He’s got a great future ahead of him at FedEx.

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u/TheJarisaDoor3 1d ago edited 1d ago

If people only knew the things that happened to their packages before they ever see it. I've never worked for Amazon, but when I was younger I worked for a major airline out of Baltimore. They used to ship live crabs in from the gulf, because there just weren't enough crabs in the Chesapeake Bay for all the restaurants, so they had to ship them in. Needless to say, boxes of live crabs, that are packed with ice, melt. They melt a lot. I used to wear rain gear unpacking them, because if I didn't I would smell like crabs for the rest of the day, and being a female that's never a good thing. But rest assured that there wasn't a separate compartment for these melting boxes of crabs. They were right in there with your luggage and USPS packages. 

Edit: Geez, I didn't put them in there, I just unloaded them. People will downvote for anything. 

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u/Cinderkin 1d ago

Looks like a fucking T-shirt. Y'all complain way too much.

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u/vxcta 20h ago

A lot of people seem to be lost with what's going on here.

I work as a UPS driver, there comes a level of professionalism you need to display when delivering people's belongings. Although this is seemingly a T-Shirt, you never truly know what's inside of the packaging. This is taught at a very basic level for the delivering industry.

I see people mentioning him walking across the lawn... I personally wouldn't care if it were my lawn that someone walked across, UPS teaches us to not walk on lawns because of holes, people complaining about property damage (happens a hell of a lot more than you would think) & I avoid grass all the time. Gopher hole has taken my ankles victim too many times, no thanks.

We had a casual driver fired because he tossed an envelope. It's not about what the package is, how expensive it is, it's about professionalism.

This driver clearly displayed zero professionalism.

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u/Money_Shoulder5554 17h ago

I'm sure it's easier to care when you're on a UPS salary.

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u/LALOERC9616 14h ago

Eh I'm on an RCA salary for USPS and I still put packages down softly it's just more like test stuff the way you want your stuff treated because like he said you never know what it is

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u/StratJax 1d ago

“Now here’s a guy who can assess the defense and throw an absolute missile to the intended doorstep. Just textbook mechanics and delivery. <creepy Cris Collinsworth laugh>”

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u/ktm6709 1d ago

Shitty T. rex throw

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u/FuzzyBongos 1d ago

You can see, literally in the video, that he is checking the package to make sure that it's not a breakable item before throwing it.

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u/Toketokyo 21h ago

am I the only one who doesn’t care if it’s breakable or not? It’s just flat out disrespectful. yeah french fries aren’t breakable either but if the cashier whipped them into my car, I’d be pretty mad.

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u/FuzzyBongos 21h ago

Who is he disrespecting? He didnt throw the shirt or whatever it is, in the face of the person who was expecting the delivery. I personally just don't see it as a big deal.

Your comparison doesn't work here either because at no point is it societally acceptable to throw food into a customer's vehicle.

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u/buddhistredneck 20h ago

You can’t spill a t shirt tho. People literally shoot them out of cannons.

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u/ElectronicMatch363 10h ago

You’d make a terrible lawyer. Argument skills are in the trash

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u/Solkre 20h ago

Is it professional to throw a soft package of clothing, fuck no.

Is it a big deal to throw a soft package of clothing, not really; but still don't do it.

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u/BadVVSc 1d ago

This isn’t even that serious. It was a soft clothing like package.

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u/SHOWTIME316 1d ago

i just cannot find even the slimmest fuck to give about it tbh

seems like most accounts commenting here care about this for reasons that have nothing to do with an amazon package because they are racist scumbags (or racist bots).

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u/tomboogie 1d ago

Poor follow through on the throw. Gonna end up hurting himself

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u/RecordingPrudent9588 22h ago

As long as it's on my porch and still useable, we good

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u/PomegranateUsed7287 17h ago

Are you perhaps Chris Colinsworth?

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u/StreetCornBilly 8h ago

It’s fking clothes….

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u/southsidegoon 1d ago

Not only do I like the cut of his jib, I also like the sound of his town.

Murfreesboro

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u/joebaker1157 23h ago

We call it the Boro, or more recently, gridlock

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u/ph0on 22h ago

for anyone who isn't aware, this user is saying he's tired of black people's existence in america. that's what "fatigue" means under any post featuring black Americans doing anything. It's a shirt. Fuck you.

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u/WholeRaisin2907 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Rod___father 1d ago

If he can save some steps and time chuck it up on my porch and move on.

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u/Spartan152 21h ago

NOT THE COTTON T-SHIRT!

Gonna have to return it smh

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u/executive313 1d ago

Lol why is this news??? My delivery driver hurls shit up the long walk to my house all the time its not news. This dude does this shit day in and day out it's a clothing item he doesn't care.

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u/albatikh 1d ago

You mean the Josh Allen way

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u/CanadianGandalf 17h ago

But he didn't flop all over the ground complaining 🤔

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u/timetotryagain29 1d ago

That looks like the neighborhood down on S. Rutherford Blvd just across from the daycare

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u/patmahomesdad 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/0jNqrk1Vgt8VBOGO9i
“Shoot I have work in an hour, need to warm up”

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u/CrazyMedicine9840 23h ago

No harm, no foul.

I would use chalk to create something fun like a bullseye.

I've never worked delivery but I've worked on an ambulance. There were a few I wished I could have yeeted like this, lol.

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u/yungleann 23h ago

Pack Mahomes 😂

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u/PhatBuddha69 23h ago

I think that’s more Trubisky than Mahomes. Mahomes does more of the no look pass

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u/Major-Stranger2058 21h ago

Wait. He didnt take a pic or it being delivered lol

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u/NeutralKuchiKopi 21h ago

No! Never! Not in.... checks notes.... MURFREESBORO TENNESSEE!!!!!

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u/NecessaryInterview68 21h ago

Its the work culture. The UPS driver that delivers to my house never throws things and stays on the driveway in a huge truck. Amazon drivers throw and drive off the driveway - my camera captures it

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u/BlueClovr 20h ago

Quarterback in training

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u/ruralmagnificence 20h ago

Makes sense why the box on my Edifier headphones was busted to fuck.

Driver must’ve tom Brady’d that shit

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u/WorldWideDarts 19h ago

The comments on X are wildly different.

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u/GusPolinskiOfficial 19h ago

It was actually a football in the package.

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u/invisiblezipper 17h ago

At least they got it, unlike my package recently that was delivered "to a safe place." Apparently that safe place was the driver's house 😒 At least it was easy to get a refund.

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u/therin_88 17h ago

Last time I saw a video of someone acting that gay he was getting fucked in the ass by another dude.

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u/hammsfan94 17h ago

Mahomes style? I honestly wouldn't care if the driver threw my package into Cooper Dejean's hands

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u/ll0l0l0ll 16h ago

Did you catch it ? Touchdown ?

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u/SuspiciousGarlic4798 11h ago

Definately a pro. Eyes closed. High af

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u/ElectronicMatch363 10h ago

Stop fucking crying. Damn, you’re talking about an article of clothing. That shit was probably done WAY worse in the factory or whatever it’s called. Y’all cry about every fucking thing

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u/Heisenberg3556 9h ago

Throws just like uncle Rico.

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u/3dogsgirlsIA 7h ago

Good thing they don’t work on tips and that wasn’t breakable! Lord! Maybe, though he got a strike! Nailed it on the porch! Hahaha

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u/AromaticNet5121 7h ago

Tbf, it looks like a shirt or clothing, i wouldn't care unless it didnt land on the porch and was in the garden or something. Doin this with a box? Yeah thats crazy work, but this seems fine to me; what are we mad about?

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u/fantasticdad1776 6h ago

It was a shirt this should not be news I hope nothing happens to that guy. Is it unprofessional yes hopefully he just gets spoken to

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u/Chaosmusic 2h ago

Sounds broken.

Most likely, sir—I'll bet it was something nice, though!

u/EatCauliflower1212 31m ago

I live in the same city and find package launched over my fence pretty often. Lol not a problem

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u/Charlie2and4 1d ago

Probably just socks. Chill out

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u/DatabaseGlittering43 23h ago

I hope OP steps on a Lego

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u/Witty_Ad8491 1d ago

Why do they keep hiring these idiots

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u/C4shtastic 1d ago

They hire any and everyone because the turn over is so high.

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u/Imbendo 1d ago

I mean, when you have 1.58 million people on the payroll, you’re going to have a variation in employee competence

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u/Illustrious_Ad_1808 1d ago

Footwork is all wrong, no rotation of the hips, poor follow through. Overall, I grade this a D.

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u/After-Bandicoot-9031 1d ago

Amazon can’t even “pack” the package-just send it out in the plastic bag smh

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u/babysamissimasybab 22h ago

That's often an option on deliveries to save unnecessary waste.

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u/Darth1994 23h ago

If you’re a delivery driver you should just operate under the assumption you’re always being recorded. So. wtf.

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u/Expensive-Border-869 19h ago

It did appear to be some kind of cloth item? Like was it obvious that this was harmless? Idk mayhe dudes just vibing decided to throw a t shirt. The videos grainy but it would be very obvious holding it

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u/Usual-Ad-6951 13h ago

WhY WoN't ThEy PaY uS mOrE?!?

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u/A_Real_Victim 1d ago

Scumbag

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u/Igzyx 1d ago

It's a T-shirt. Just relax.

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u/TheRussness 1d ago
  • The Customer

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u/Testsubject276 1d ago

You think when working for a big company like that, they'd have some professionalism.

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u/HIASHELL247 1d ago

Straight to jail.

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u/VictorVOOONdoom 1d ago

fuckers are lucky to have a job.

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u/ginger_and_egg 1d ago

You seem to care a lot about this, was it a particularly fragile t shirt?

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u/Lazuliv 1d ago

Amazon isn’t hiring the brightest of folks lol.

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u/BigMack6911 1d ago

Hes gnna get wrote up just on the fact he didnt have a picture by the door. I've worked for Amazon Dsps. Guys like that dont last long, because when its reported if the Dsp doesnt let him go then Amazon WILL let the whole ass Dsp go. They dont fuck around.

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u/Appropriate_Achoo 1d ago

Do you want your package delivered cheap, fast, or safely? You can only pick two.

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u/Mega_Trix 23h ago

Dont support Amazon!