i have no idea what happened but i’m intimately familiar with the reputation of people that drive this road daily and wouldn’t be surprised if this was a car crash turned spicy. on the off chance their engine just exploded on mechanical issues, this is your reminder to check your oil!

And we work remotely 😭

Still blows out air but it's not cool/cold. Waiting for our AC guy (we rent, and there's been so many AC issues as long as we've lived here). Hopefully it'll be a quick fix when he comes and we won't have to wait for a part to come in the mail or something.

This is with all the shades and windows closed. We're in SoCal. Thank goodness this didn't happen when it was in the 100°Fs last week.

Wife will not be happy with me when she wakes up and sees what happened to her cherished baking pans.

The most sucking part is that I'm kinda disgusted that the thing that should keep my clothes clean is now dirty, but I don't have enough money to buy more powder so into the package it goes

I spent a solid ten minutes staring at this today. The thick, dark, structural steel rebar you see on top? That’s from my nose. The pathetic, translucent strand of spider silk underneath? That’s from the top of my head.

​I actually looked up the science behind this because I felt personally attacked by my own biology. Turns out, nose hairs are genetically built to be "coarse air filters," so they grow a massive, rigid inner core to trap dust. Meanwhile, scalp hair is just meant to be "flexible insulation."

​But the absolute worst part? The same hormone (DHT) that makes your head hair shrink, thin out, and eventually pack its bags and leave, is the EXACT SAME HORMONE that tells your nose, ear, and back hair to mutate into indestructible wire brushes as you get older.

​So no, my head hair will never be as thick and luscious as my nose hair. My nostrils are out here building a maximum-security fortress, while my scalp is slowly giving up on life.

​TL;DR: If anyone needs me, I'll be looking into scalp transplants using nose hair donors.

Dentemp should help here but crown decided to say goodbye while eating taquitos. I hope i can get it reattached professionally and that it stays in my mouth while I sleep :)

Edit: I glued it back on with dental glue after carefully cleaning everything. It stayed in all night no issues. Appreciate the responses

Edit 2: appointment made for today, if they can just cement it back in and do xrays its going to be like 150 bucks. I can live with that

Edit 3: CROWN IS BACK IN, IT WAS 98 BUCKS AND WE ARE BACK BABY

I live in London and this concert was in Bristol. Booked a hotel and everything. I am literally posting this from the train I am taking to go to Bristol for the concert.

I treated the living fuck out of it with the power of it being my job to treat stinging in sickness and I have chemicals in a bee suit to do it

Whole house flooded. Daughter’s room got it the worst. Packout starts tomorrow and Demo starts Monday