r/mildlyinfuriating • u/marcus_dobre_lover • 18h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Mom bought 150 lemons.

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She randomly comes back with a butt load of food items once in a while

Any lemon recipe suggestions

\she’s 44, for people asking her age\.

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u/beekermc 18h ago

You're sure she didnt steal those......right?!?!

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u/Takemy_load 18h ago

Our lemon tree is s our most valuable piece of property. Probably should get it insured

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u/beekermc 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cFDdEQMGh6UDe

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u/SingularityII 17h ago

First you get the lemons, then you get the power, then you get the wee-mon.

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u/bradlees 17h ago

Conan, what is best in life?

To crush your lemons, to see them driven from you and to hear the lemondation (sic) of the fruit

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u/Outlandishness_Sharp 17h ago

This Simpsons episode is a core childhood memory ☺️🙂‍↔️

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u/Special_Artichoke 13h ago

Wait a minute.. there's a lemon behind that rock!

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u/CaptainKate757 17h ago

Get out here, son! There’s a doin’s a transpirin’!

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u/pinba11tec 14h ago

I came looking for this. Shake harder boy.

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u/Special_Artichoke 13h ago

Let's all relax with a cool glass of turnip juice

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u/SayWhatever12 17h ago

Hahahhahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

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u/not_a_moogle 8h ago

Shake harder boy!

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u/lostbutnotgone 17h ago

Has it been about ten seconds since we last looked at our lemon tree?

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u/nikkiscreeches 17h ago

We could make so many things! Like key lemon pie..

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u/yavanna12 16h ago

Is that a lemon stealing whore?!? 

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u/Skizot_Bizot 16h ago

I know what to do about that! 🍆🍑

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u/Drachev935 13h ago

God that's a reminder of years gone by, first heard about about the absurd porno through filthy frank rapping absurd porn titles and I'm like are some of these even real and sure enough text book porno intro Joanna Angel sneaking across the yard handling lemons and then just the unison of "lemon stealing whore" thats become an inside joke with friends to the point where we're getting delivery companies to send lemons to each others doors.

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 13h ago

All that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree 

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u/No_Atmosphere_6348 17h ago

Like a walnut tree.

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u/zorniy2 14h ago

I wonder how, I wonder why

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u/Pschobbert 7h ago

🎶 Lemon tree very pretty / And the lemon flower is sweet / But the fruit of the lemon / Is impossible to eat 🎶

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u/Lickitlikeyoulikeit1 18h ago

You calling OP’s mom a whore?!

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u/kdawgster1 17h ago

There’s only one thing you can do to teach a lemon stealing whore a lesson

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop This flair gives you flair envy. 14h ago

"But I poop from there!"

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u/Civil-Big-754 7h ago

Not right now you don't!

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u/CelticMoss 17h ago

That’s such an obscure reference, thank you for the laugh 😂

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u/queuedUp 17h ago

Is it really that obscure??

I saw lemons and that was my first thought

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u/Superhereaux 9h ago

Yes, apparently.

A few weeks ago, someone posted a ring camera screenshot of a woman literally stealing lemons out of her front lawn.

I, being a reddit addict and connoisseur of grown up themed movies, obviously called her what she was and got downvoted.

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u/MartinisnMurder 8h ago

That lives rent free in my head, and was the first thing I thought of when seeing OP’s mom’s horde of lemons.

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u/queuedUp 8h ago

Those people just didn't want to admit they knew it... but they did.

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u/Bossmenjak 16h ago

Yes. People that know about it find it memorable, but not many people know about it so it's still obscure.

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u/queuedUp 16h ago

I honestly don't know what that is supposed to mean.

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u/BrahneRazaAlexandros 7h ago

It's not obscure. There's just a lot of young people on Reddit that weren't even born when the scene that the meme comes from was released.

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u/queuedUp 7h ago

This is honestly one of my biggest issues with Reddit now.

So many new users and so many of them so young and they don't know or understand many of the references or phrases that use to be the core of Reddit.

And I'm seeing so many subs moving to change to adapt to the new users. It's sad times.

Anyways it's been more than 10 seconds so I better look at my lemon trees before the OPs mom comes by

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u/paragonmac 17h ago

Surely that was like only 5 years ago... right...?

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u/thefoodiedentist 17h ago

Ha its like 20yrs old now

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u/Ok-Anteater-4320 16h ago

And don't call me Shirley.

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u/PorkChop70-1 17h ago

No fucking way

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u/Maparyetal 17h ago

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u/Preface 16h ago

More like this for the people old enough to remember it

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u/onlymostlydead 16h ago

Yep, and Numa Numa guy was right before that.

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u/HOEDY 15h ago

The actress from the porn was murdered by her boyfriend I think. Not the lemon thief, the one who owns the tree

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u/StrongExternal8955 8h ago

How long is it since we looked at our lemon tree meme?

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u/Avaylon 17h ago

This is the second time this week I've seen this obscure porno referenced. 🤣

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u/Incredible-Ironman 17h ago

And it's about stealing lemons?

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u/no-this-iz-patrick 17h ago

Always keep an eye out for the lemon stealing whores!

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u/OkSmoke9195 16h ago

Wait. "Lemon stealing whore" is from a porno? I thought for sure there was something more benign being drawn upon

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u/RockMonstrr 15h ago edited 15h ago

Yeah no, hardcore porn starring James Dean and Joanna Angel as the lemon stealing whore

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u/MartinisnMurder 8h ago

James Deen had so many rape and abuse allegations against him before he pretty much disappeared after losing like all of his contracts. People knew what he was like and doing for a long time but turned a blind eye because he was so profitable.

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u/Avaylon 7h ago

Straight up porn. My husband and I used to watch the most ridiculous porn we could find together. Lemon stealing whores was our favorite, although mostly for the amazingly terrible dialogue. Some of the choices made during the... Action... was not best hygiene practices.

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u/RainDownAndDestroyMe 5h ago

Ahh I wasn't sure what was being referenced but I think that's because I'm gay lmao. So I'll always get the, "Are you serious? Right in front of my salad" reference. 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9Igp5rb2Gsmu7I5O

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u/gnuoveryou grooooooo 17h ago

what is it I must know

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u/RoughBenefit9325 16h ago

Someone else said "this is the second time this week I've seen this obscure porno reference" and now im extra curious as to what this reference is.

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u/Wubadubaa 16h ago

It's a reference to a porn movie called 'lemon stealing whores'.

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u/gnuoveryou grooooooo 6h ago

thank you much

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u/makemeking706 17h ago

Not obscure at all. 

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u/ckeeler11 17h ago

1 whore 150 lemons.

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u/Flipflopclementine 17h ago

Stop 😭😭 has this been dormant in my mind since like 2007??

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u/hbrooks108 16h ago

I was looking for this! But I didn't wanna call OPs mom a whore. 😭😭😭 but the lemons in the fridge speak for themselves. 🍋

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u/cpjinny 16h ago

Hey, what the fuck?!

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u/meshakooo 17h ago

Hey, has it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?

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u/meinhosen 18h ago

They fell off the back of the truck.

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u/portabuddy2 17h ago

I once got 20kg of shrimp frozen solid in blocks of ice like that.

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u/Zebidee 14h ago

I live near the airport and keep finding blue popsicles in my yard.

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u/TRR462 10h ago

Allegedly…

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u/Cobalt113 17h ago

OP needs to ask if any of her neighbours have a tree

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u/Lopsided_Blacksmith5 17h ago

Not the lemon stealing whores!

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u/Computers_and_cats 17h ago

LOL I am glad I am not the only one who remembered that reference. 🤣

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u/adube440 17h ago

What are you doing step-lemon stealer?!

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u/infilltuber 17h ago

I guess you’re not having Vitamin C deficiency 😂

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u/FrenziedTacos 17h ago

When Mom gives you lemons...

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ant7760 17h ago

I'd say if they have an entrepreneurial Spirit, they can leave him out for some lemon whores to steal

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u/CuriosityCat420 17h ago

Enough with the bananas Cory!!

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u/blue_moon1122 16h ago

I was looking for this, thank you

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u/DutchRudderShotgun 16h ago

She laid them all. Duh

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u/bhadau8 16h ago

OP asked her to buy 8 to 9 lemons but she heard 89.

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u/its_ya_human 16h ago

I sure hope no whore steals my lemons

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u/onlymostlydead 16h ago

Could've gotten them at a party.

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u/Free_For__Me 15h ago

Came for the “lemon stealing whore” references, was not disappointed. Thank you. 

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u/babybopper 4h ago

Those damn lemon stealing whores….

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u/dolla-dolla-billyall 4h ago

Those naughty lemon stealing… ladies of the night

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u/FairieButt 1h ago

They fell off the truck. Once they’re on the ground they’re fair game.

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u/Vertyco 1h ago

I did NOT expect to see this reference lmao

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u/Corruptionss 17h ago

She totally stole them. None of them are tagged nor prepped to be store shelved

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u/glacierheart3 17h ago

Or bought from the people who sell them on the side of the road on the back of a truck

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u/ProofVeterinarian620 17h ago

It was a steal of a deal

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u/MaterialChemical1138 15h ago

those damn lemon-stealing whores!

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u/Informal-Comb1989 6h ago

Scrolled too far lol

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u/Drenched-420 17h ago

Elite comment. Well done lol

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u/Jubenheim 16h ago

Is it even possible to steal so many and not get caught?

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u/homer_3 4h ago

Who's gonna tell him?