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u/oopsallhuckleberries 18h ago edited 16h ago
You flip a plane on its head to stabilize a nose dive so you can perform as near perfect an emergency landing as possible in a grass field without some morning vodka and a line of coke.
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u/The_Great_Googly_Moo 19h ago
I make this joke all the time, is it a cry for help? Maybe... I am going to therapy atleast
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u/Professional_Fee5883 19h ago
Keep with it. I compare therapy to physical therapy. It’s pretty uncomfortable, sometimes really painful, it sucks doing the exercises at home, and you don’t always see the results right away.
But man does it make a difference over time.
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u/CobraKaiCurry 20h ago
I want to laugh at this but I’m genuinely sorry if you’re going through something and hope it all gets better.
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u/GlassWeird 20h ago
Brooks was here
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u/shko-der 19h ago
So was me,but whatever you have now it shall pass. Trust me ive been there,it gets good down the road.
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u/FreaknCuttlefish 19h ago
Happens. The World just starts changing faster than you.
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u/gilligan1050 19h ago
That’s ok though. Change is the only constant. Just gotta relax and watch the whole play unfold.
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u/Court_Jester13 17h ago
The prompt was characters you're becoming, not have become
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u/justguestin 20h ago
I want to say Peter, but let’s be honest.. It’s probably Milton.
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u/mwmontrose 19h ago
Thanks to an abysmal job market, I imagine more of us are Samir than we envisioned
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u/Kevdog824_ 18h ago
I vote Lawrence
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u/originalbrowncoat 18h ago
I want to be Lawrence, hope I’m Peter, deep down I know I’m Michael Bolton
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u/Ninawexleyry 20h ago
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Squidward makes more sense every year
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u/CobraKaiCurry 20h ago
As a millennial father of 4 including a teenage daughter, this started to be me at home a few years ago and now it’s slowly creeping into my work personality.
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u/lurkermurphy 20h ago
man what a great buddy walter sobchak would be, i need an IRL friend like that
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u/dinosaur_copilot 19h ago
Same. 41 Y/o with a toddler daughter. It has so creeped into my work
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u/GoldenMonkeyRedux 17h ago
I aspire to be the Dude.
I'm essentially retired in my 50's and give absolutely zero fucks about anything other than my kid, wife, and pets.
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u/randomalien20 Exited for the Snyder cut 20h ago
I am becoming myself because he is literally me
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u/Tsquare24 19h ago
I don’t have a doll girlfriend, but the loneliness and isolation from people I do get.
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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas 20h ago
Why is he looking down at his benis
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u/randomalien20 Exited for the Snyder cut 20h ago
Gotta ask the lil guy if hes ok
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u/angela_dirtyy 20h ago
We are all slowly morphing into one collective Ryan Gosling.
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u/Fast_Situation4509 20h ago
Ahem, I think you mean: "UH OH! Meesa go muy muy poopsie!"
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u/m0nkeywithachainsaw 18h ago
I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the one in the picture.
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u/Professional_Fee5883 18h ago
I become this guy any time I use technology and it doesn’t work as intended and I have to troubleshoot the problem to perform a simple task.
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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas 20h ago
Best part of the movie by far
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u/DirectionNo9650 19h ago
The moment he raised his eyebrow and uttered the phrase "beggin' time", my whole theater erupted in screams, and proceeded to shower the auditorium in popcorn.
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u/ClydeStyle 17h ago
I’ve never seen this movie, but I have seen this scene, multiple times, and it never fails to make me laugh hysterically.
The dish btw I can confirm, Fried Green Tomatoes is fricken delicious.
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u/micrplasticmacrballs 20h ago
You OK, OP?
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u/NotYourNubian 20h ago
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u/Logandes 19h ago
Needle in the Hayyyyyyy
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u/GoldenMonkeyRedux 17h ago
That ripped through my mind the second I saw that picture.
What a dark scene.
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u/EntertainmentRude435 20h ago
This is me more and more often
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u/Sonar_Bandit 20h ago
I’m the smartest person at my job and I’m actually not smart at all. Every day I feel like Not Sure
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u/coyotegang 19h ago
This. I’ve worked with lots of Gen Z kids but this fresh new batch of 21 y/o are some of the dumbest motherfuckers I’ve ever met. Like how did they get this far in life? I wasn’t like that when I was 21. Leave no child behind bs and Covid fucked up the next gen.
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u/trying_times_eggs 20h ago
My wife's a pilot
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u/PenaltyFine3439 20h ago
You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr. Fuck you! I'm eating.
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u/ShdwWzrdMnyGngg 20h ago
The older I get the more old people piss me off. I thought it was supposed to be the opposite.
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u/xDeviousDieselx 20h ago
Jesus fuck, I know I’m gonna get the usual “you wAtCH mOviEs” answer but this movie is such a deep cut and one of my favorite movies of all time
It reminds me so much of my mom she showed it to me when I was like 11, in hindsight maybe a little too young
Absolutely beautiful story though. Favorite Wes Anderson movie to date no question. Definitely gets me at the end every time, and this Luke Wilson scene is hard core. Honestly one of the most intense portrayals of suicidal ideations I’ve ever seen on film to this day
🎵 needle in the haaaaaaaaaaay
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u/Facial_Factory 18h ago
Then you knew damn well what you were doing with that "deep cut" line.
What this book presupposes is, maybe you didn't?
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u/ricoimf watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 20h ago
But not so much money…
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u/PenaltyFine3439 20h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/d9oBEyqLqUD3tKI1it