r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 27d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/NwgrdrXI 27d ago

Everyone is saying gay sex and all that, but honestly... is ye really asking if it is possible to spend 20 years without sex? Is thst really so preposterous? I think a lot of people in reddit could and have done it?

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u/Pickled_doggo 27d ago

It’s not like they’re going 20 years without jerkin it 

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u/AncientCrust 27d ago

Yep. In front of each other because it's a small boat. At that point, you might as well do the gay stuff

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u/dprophet34 27d ago

It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on

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u/athalwolf506 27d ago

Is not gay if your crewmate became a pig

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u/GriSciuridae 27d ago

What if the crew mate was a pig to begin with? (Asking for a friend.)

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u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 27d ago

metaphorically or literally?

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u/GriSciuridae 27d ago

I keep no metaphorical friends, sir.

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u/CourseNegative8381 27d ago

According to Norm Macdonald it's okay unless they're already someone else's girlfriend

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u/SpoddyCoder 27d ago

Squeal piggy!!

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u/fgzhtsp 27d ago

Ancient greek wisdom

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u/Just-Elderberry5460 27d ago

No you just must maintain eye contact with the person across from you so it’s not gay

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u/Ill-GottenBooty 27d ago

Exactly. If you’re maintaining eye contact you can’t look at each others weiners while you’re doing it. Not gay.

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u/kaos-mantra 27d ago

Exactly! You gotta whisper "No homo" as you both...finish..to make it less awkward.

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u/Akarin_rose 27d ago

Well before they had circles it was called oblongjerks

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u/Particular_Title42 27d ago

Tell me more about the time before circles.

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u/Akarin_rose 27d ago

It's a not a story a Jedi would tell you

So I can't, because I am a Jedi

Hands are tied

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u/LostTerminal 27d ago

I heard tell of the first triangle, but everybody was side-eyeing each other. No trust at all.

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u/hofmann419 27d ago

Worth mentioning that ancient Greece had a very different view on sexuality. They didn't really differentiate between gay and straight. Men having sex with other men was a standard practice.

It definitely opens up some very interesting questions on sexuality.

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u/Lower_Pension_2469 27d ago

I mean it's a joke, but also the likely explanation is that yes they jerked it or they just got prostitutes whenever they docked at whatever port they needed to go to for resupply. This is something that happened a lot and still kinda happens today with sex workers hanging out in places where military be at.

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u/rheasilva 27d ago

If you're actually familiar with the Odyssey you'll know that the story is mostly Odysseus having sex with various women, interspersed with escaping from monsters.

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u/darthserfaas 26d ago

Thank you

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u/R0G3R5T3W4RT 26d ago

The correct answer

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u/Huge_Following_325 27d ago

There another option you aren't seeing.

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u/-ElectricKoolAid 27d ago

if they weren't gay, the probably didn't do anything gay

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u/QueueModernsXXXX 27d ago

They meant rape.

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u/National_Tangelo_864 27d ago

In antiquity sexuality wasn't binary straight/gay. Everyone pretty much understood it was spectrum and we all got that bi dog in us. Hell see jails in modern day. Or the Navy. Same concept. Plus no way contraceptives to stop women from getting prego.

It's why as they say men/boys are for fun, women are for marriage. They were no doubt about that life.

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u/DarthJarJarJar 27d ago

As I understand it, the Greek view of male sexuality wasn't what we would call gay/straight, but more like fucker/fuckee. They separated male sexuality by what you did, rather than who you did it to. So you were a "penetrator" or a "penetratee" rather than gay or straight.

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u/Lower_Pension_2469 27d ago

Pretty much, being a bottom was seen as feminine or woman behavior, it meant that the guy was ruled by his emotions which was a big no no in Greek culture.

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u/DarthJarJarJar 27d ago

Funny enough, apparently having a big dick was also a sign of being overly emotional, or animalistic or something, and was seen as unseemly or something. This is from a short conversation years ago so don't take it as gospel, but that's apparently why all the greek statues are so moderately equipped.

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u/LilStabbyboo 27d ago

Large dicks were thought to be vulgar to include in art.

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u/inide 27d ago

There was no one Greek view. Ancient Greece wasn't a single culture, it was a group of cultures. It was never homogenous.

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u/OwnJunket6495 27d ago

It’s not gay if it’s underway. The rule that has kept navies functioning for centuries

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u/Pegussu 27d ago

In those times, I think it was less getting prostitutes when docking for supplies and more raping women when you raid villages for supplies.

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u/arrogantmonkey 26d ago

Its a joke but actual explanation is that Odysseus was banging Calypso and Circe the whole time

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u/Madroc92 27d ago

And often had prostitutes that travelled with them. And wantonly raped local women wherever they went.

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u/Repulsive_Still_731 27d ago

It was kind of known the soldiers had sex with each other. It was normal between ranks. They had words for positions and doing it was normal and expected. They didn't have words for sexual orientation. Achilles and Patroclus are pretty much treated like lovers. By the way, according to Plato, Achilles was the bottom one

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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 27d ago

Also, they took female prisoners as prizes

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u/sonnytron 27d ago

These men literally became the “sea people” that people were warning about. There’s another horrible thing they do other than stealing and killing and it would definitely hit on that “physical need” OP was talking about. Or are we going to pretend that didn’t happen? Why would they pay for service at a town they literally just robbed?

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u/Umbra427 27d ago

BEHOLDETH, I CRANKETH MY HOG IN THE NAME OF THE OLD GODS

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u/LooseMooseNose 27d ago

The Aegean Sea is very salty

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u/WarsonCentzz 27d ago

Underrated comment 😂

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u/PerceptionNo50 27d ago

Reddit collectively took that question as a personal attack 😂

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u/Fuzzy-Jaguar-1828 27d ago

I took it as a challenge 👑

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u/5hawnking5 27d ago

Break the 19 year dry spell, we're rootin for ya!

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u/IkariYun 27d ago

Can you call it a dry spell if they're only 22?

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u/Indecisive_Animorph 27d ago

Wait wait wait

They're 22 and haven't had sex in 19 years??

😬😬😬😬😬

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u/UrbanSobriety 27d ago

Evil world we live in...

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u/the_last_carfighter 26d ago

Yep, not since they visited that "island".. bone dry since then.

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u/YaoiNekomata 27d ago

So ugly even the PDF file didn't try again

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u/areanod 26d ago

Peter File?

IT-Crowd anyone?

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u/YaoiNekomata 26d ago

22 years old and 19 year dry spell means they were 3 when they last had ex's

22-19=3

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u/Flimsy-Captain6885 27d ago

They’re 19 and haven’t had sex in 22 years

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u/Consentingostrich 26d ago

'I haven't had sex like that since third grade' - HBC in Fight Club.

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u/WhiskeyTinder 27d ago

All that rootin’ is going to end your dry spell.

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u/sonofa-ijit 27d ago

Sound like you are not "rootin'"

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u/Obtain_Virtue 27d ago

Stealing the top comment:

I also feel like modern-day people are way more hornier in general. We are constantly exposed to sex, and things we are attracted. Advertisements, movies, random posts, music... Even if we aren't making a conscious thought about it, it still "triggers" our brains to enter reproduction mode.

Even at my horniest, If I was stuck on boat for weeks on end with a bunch of dudes, after seeing the things you have to see and smelling how those ogres smelled. Ain't no way Willy even stands tall.

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u/danny_little 27d ago

As a history buff, I can say without a doubt that people are exactly as horny as they have always been lmfao the only thing is that a lot of the stuff people used to do are illegal now!!🤣

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u/Ninja-Panda86 27d ago

Right? I've seen the Pre-columbian erotic sculptures. I'm also aware of some of the naughty art they found in Pompeii

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 27d ago

Don't forget the rabbits ridding on flying dicks in books copied by christian monks. And how many there are...

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u/Wash-Bucket-3000 27d ago

And all those fart jokes. Medieval monks really went for low brow humor.

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u/_DankyHavok_ 27d ago

Please elaborate...

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u/HowFortuitous 27d ago

Imagine it's your job to sit in a cellar and copy text painstakingly by hand. Day after day for years you copy the words and draw the little doodles that people expect in manuscripts. Somewhere in your 6th year of doing this one of your bros shows you he drew a chicken with a pair of nuts hanging off its face. He's also done a rabbit hanging a huntsman like the hunter is on trial. Other bro tells you he pretty regularly does little flying dongs just to liven things up.

How long before your little doodles include guys with arrows sticking out of their asses?

Do this tens of thousands of times across a few centuries and you get some weird fucking doodles.

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u/Complex_Watch1484 27d ago edited 26d ago

History buff telling us that bros doodling weenies instead of doing their job is a tale as old as time 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you HowFortuitous 😂
Edit-i apologize for sounding sarcastic. I was in a goofy mood and was actually being serious. I totally agreed with HowFortuitous

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 27d ago

Drug and alcohol fueled orgies in rome, pedo sex with young boys in greence, bisexual sex not being frowned apon, vikings raping the living shit out of every damn country they hit.

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u/kodeks14 27d ago

Go to any construction site and its happening to this day. Nobody working and there are dicks drawn on everything.

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u/Adventurous-Exam-719 26d ago

That’s fine. We’ll just draw a nun bouncing on turnip while an alter boy plays a bugle with his butt next to your comment. Huzzah!

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 27d ago

Pretty much that what I explained. Just search for medieval drawings of rabbits riding flying dicks. You will not get fury porn, at least not modern one. Only on your own risk.

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 27d ago

> And how many there are…

How many books, how many illustrations per book, how many dicks per illustration, or how many dicks per rabbit?

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 27d ago

All of the above except the amount of dicks per rabbit that was were they drew the line. They were monks you know.

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u/Doom_Balloon 27d ago

SOME naughty art? There’s literally an entire section of the Pompeii archeological museum dedicated to art of Priapus (giant penises including the god with the penis so big it’s in a wheeled cart in front of him) and fertility sculptures, in addition to all the “menu” art for the brothel and all the normally moderately sexual mythical imagery.

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u/Commentor9001 27d ago

The only people who think modern society is way more sexualized, haven't really studied history at all.

Its just lazy purtianism, wrapped up in "it used to be better".

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u/Choice_Protection_17 27d ago

if any thing id argue the aincient had more sex then we did they didnt have netflix or game to isolate and have fun with, live could end abruplty at any year. Only ways to have fun on a regular basis where drinking gambeling and fucking

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 27d ago

let's just throw a dart at a list of stuff from ancient Egypt Toss

alright we landed on "the naked dwarf room covered in smut traditionally used to cure impotence"

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u/Sorry141 27d ago

Wasn't there a ceremony where the pharaoh was on one side of the Nile facing the crowd on the other side as they watched him jack off into the river to ensure a fruitful harvest

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 27d ago

jorkin' is a key aspect of the cosmology

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u/vikrambedi 27d ago

I heard somwhere that in ancient rome, when you started a homestead you had sex in the field in front of everyone.

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u/Parking_Major_9436 27d ago

In Babylon, many temples had 'sacred prostitutes' and getting a special blessing could be viewed by the public.

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u/vikrambedi 27d ago

I would be way more likely to go to church...

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u/destiny_kane48 27d ago

I was gonna say.. I've seen some ancient murals, drawings and sculptures that say people have always been dirty minded and horny.

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u/Bahamut3585 27d ago

Lot of the stuff was illegal then, too, but it's still illegal now.

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u/jaxonya 26d ago

Used to be illegal, still is, but used to be also

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u/Wash-Bucket-3000 27d ago

100% agree. Previous poster needs to read more history. We didn’t survive all those wars, famines and plagues because our ancestors were abstaining.

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u/danny_little 27d ago

Haha like rabbits 🐇

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u/snekadid 27d ago

To add on to this, regardless of the level of horney, there just wasn't as much to do back then if you weren't working, so fucking was literally a pleasure time activity, with a sneaking suspicion that that's why gay sex was so so popular in ancient Greece since it was easy, fun and no chance of making unwanted kids.

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u/ilganzo01 27d ago

If you read greek or japanese ancient literature sleeping with boys 10/11/12 years was just the norm, read Genji Monogatari or stuff about beloved philosophers. They had different views.

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u/No_Feed_6448 27d ago

Lets alto note that "consent" is a really recent concept

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u/wizardofhope 26d ago

I mean, Henry VIII created a whole new church and changed the course of history because he was hot for Anne Boleyn 😄

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u/IceDelusion 27d ago

it's kinda funny. Because people have far less sex nowadays, going by the statistics

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u/EnginesofWar 27d ago

Oh please. People are less horny now if anything; everything you mention means we’re more desensitized to erotic stimuli. Back in the day a drawing of a boob was enough to send a young man whacking. With all the sexual morality and courtship requirements, society was collectively edging and I’m pretty sure people were hornier. And if they’re weren’t more horny then, then they were JUST AS horny as they’ve always been.

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u/BatJew_Official 27d ago

Count argument - sex was one of the only enjoyable things a person could regularly take part in for the vast majority of history. Sports and games weren't just a thing you could do after work, there was no TV and unless you were rich no music you could just put on, and eating as a fun activity (being a foodie, if you will) wasn't a thing regular people could afford. There were absolutely times for games and feasts and enjoying the arts, but day to day your options for "fun" were really just hangin out with you family, drinking, and shagging.

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 27d ago

> Count argument

One, two, three arguments! Ah ha ha! 🧛‍♂️🦇

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u/ProfessorLambda 27d ago

What about mathematics? That is pretty old. I heard Elements has been around for more than 2000 years.

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u/TheDrewb 27d ago

People bathed regularly, and had soap, they just didn't take BATHS regularly. I wish this modern idea that everyone in pre-modern times walked around caked in filth all day would die already

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u/JuryOk2662 27d ago

Yeah soap has been a thing for thousands of years.

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u/evilforska 27d ago

The shit women would do to enjoy sex without having children, woof

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u/Duke_Of_Halifax 27d ago

You sir, are very wrong.

Go look at Roman graffiti, or just look at the fertility gods that were all over the place.

Ancient folks were horny as fuck, and sexual imagery was EVERYWHERE.

(Things they don't tell you during the tour of Pompeii)😂

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u/Obtain_Virtue 27d ago

Right, but there is a significant difference between a finger painting of boobs and a real-life woman dancing in a bikini holding a Pepsi.

Also to say something "look at roman graffiti" as some sort of evidence. Of course, there were hornier people back then and all it takes is one drunk slum dweller to paint something indecent on a wall.

In fact. Your brain can actually tell the difference between a CGI monster in a movie vs. a well-done creature costume. It's why a lot of modern-day movies don't have a "terror" value to them. If you notice, most movies have to use the "jump scare" or "gore overload" strategy to make them "horror",

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u/Duke_Of_Halifax 27d ago

Exposed to sex... You mean like the half naked prostitutes who plied their ware in the middle of the street, and performed lude acts for money in the middle of the day, right out on the street?

I think you need to go read about what the average street of Rome (or any other ancient civilization) actually looked like- it was basically the Red Light District in Amsterdam at its most gratuitous, but with more nudity and more aggressive whores.

Infamia class, in Rome. Anywhere there was commercial business or recreation, there were whores. Many, many whores.

Ancient towns and cities were a gritty fucking place. People see the marble and they think the places were pristine- nope. They were basically the worst favella you can find, but WAY more dirty, grimy, and FULL of vice in every form. Receiving sex acts in the open from a mostly naked whore for a few coins was very, very much a thing.

No Pepsi though, unfortunately.

Sex was EVERYWHERE; hell, the Greeks got their advice from a drugged out naked chick.

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u/julibc 27d ago

People were always horny. And at many points, way more free to bask in said horniness than we are now.

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u/Backwoods_Odin 27d ago

You know there were laws in Greece and Rome that brothels had to wait until mid day to open because otherwise no one would be working cause they'd all be too busy fucking, right?

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u/Apocreep 27d ago

I would argue that people always was this horny, we just stopped pretending otherwise compared to earlier times. In ancient times sex was a lot more accessible - different attitude about it in general; many different kinds of slavery; often priestesses of gods/goddesses responsible for love and/or sex engaged in "prostitution" which was viewed as part of their duties rather than smth shameful it is nowdays; some pagan rituals, especially ones connected to change of seasons and/or agriculture; plain, old rape, whenever foreign army/bandits/raiders took over a settlement and so on.

With time and especially in Europe during Dark Ages because of the Church and it's infamous desire to forbid everything, views on sexuality changed, from part of one's life to something to hidden and ashamed of (nevermind that hanging out bloodied sheets after wedding night was almost required as a proof of bride's virginity for centuries, lol). Renaissance attempted to bring back at least some views from before but it was mostly done as a "look how it was done in DA and do it the other way" thing instead of proper return of culture.

Circling back to "20 years without sex"... Uhh, big doubt. Army needs a lot of supplies and while not the most glamorous, "army wives" were a thing since ever.

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u/JediMasterZao 27d ago edited 27d ago

Define hornier and modern? Because if anything, research shows that modern (as in, people from the last couple of decades) are having less sex and general interactions than they used to. People were waaaaay hornier in the 60s-80s and we simply do not have any empirical data on how horny people were during Antiquity but there's no reason to believe they were any less horny than current people are.

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u/Caliterra 27d ago

brother, people used to have like 7-8 kids per couple. you had to since infant mortality meant half or more of them died before their reaching teenage years. It's not like there was a lot do back then. you worked all day, ate, had sex, sleep repeat.

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u/Adventurous-Exam-719 26d ago

I did an article for a magazine about pornography immediately after the motion picture was invented. The first motion picture is a horse running. The second is porn. After that……. There is nothing new under the sun. There is nothing being done sexually now that wasn’t being done all throughout history. They just did it with more hair and less hygiene.

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u/Possible_Hawk495 27d ago

"underrated comment"

looks inside

Literally the top comment

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u/Careful_Ad_9077 27d ago

They also had a merry time at circe's island

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u/101TARD 27d ago

EURYLOCHUS: But this was a hell of a twist ,Cause we are weak to a power like this

ODYSSEUS: What was it?

EURYLOCHUS: A woman

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u/YellowTonkaTrunk 27d ago

What

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u/101TARD 27d ago

She had us with just 2 words

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u/CuddlesForLuck 27d ago

"Come inside."

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u/101TARD 27d ago

Damn

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u/InformationTrick8714 27d ago

I had to explain to my wife how that line would be so effective. She’s a little vanilla lol

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u/Ayrko 27d ago

Welcome to the best part of your lives

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u/Babbit55 27d ago

Go ahead and rest wherever you like

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u/darkunknowperson 27d ago

I got you, don't worry Circe's got you noow!

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u/Lolkimbo 27d ago

DON'T TEMPT ME, FRODO! I DARE NOT TAKE IT!

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u/matthewmurdocksbutt 27d ago

Holy shit, how did it take me reading this to truly understand the joke.

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u/CheesyDanny 27d ago

Wait which reddit achievement is that? How do I see my progress?

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u/ButtNuster 27d ago

You become a mod automatically.

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u/brownies_delight 27d ago

I’m 30 and I’ve never had sex. Totally possible

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u/OwnJunket6495 27d ago

Yer a wizard, Harry!

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u/brownies_delight 27d ago edited 27d ago

Sadly I have to wait 10 more years technically but I can’t wait
🧙‍♂️

Edit:found out the original age according to the meme is 30. I’m a wizard, let’s goo

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u/Felixkeeg 27d ago

They had to move it up to 40 because the Arcane Wizard Society claimed that there were too many new wizards coming in.

Talk about pulling up the ladder behind you.

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u/OwnJunket6495 27d ago

Oh shit I forgot it was 40 lmao… carry on 🫡

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u/fgzhtsp 27d ago

Wan't it 30 in Japan?

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u/GreenRey 27d ago

Might as well go for the Pope status at that point.

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u/violet_wings 27d ago

As an asexual forty something who has no desire whatsoever to have sex with anyone, I really feel like I kind of cheated my way into wizarddom. I mean, sure, I can throw fireballs and turn water into Mountain Dew, but I didn't really have to suffer for it the way other wizards did.

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u/SamTasticElastic 27d ago

Yer a wanker, Harry!

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u/lbutler1234 27d ago

You bastard!

Your virginity streak has usurped mine!

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u/whalatix 27d ago

So... what wizard subclass have you picked?

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u/brownies_delight 27d ago

Healing/support. Always my playstyle

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u/Particular_Title42 27d ago

It's a great way to make friends.

But evidently not a good way to get laid.

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u/virtualEnthusiasm827 27d ago

my first time was at 28 in massage parlor

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u/Total_Network6312 27d ago

sure but these would be uber masculine mean used to doing regular daily poundings.

I think it's probably easier to continue going without something you've never had, compared to suddenly going without something you've had in spades your entire life

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u/Snow_97 27d ago

Also, during the trojan war, many of those men would have also kept women they captured as slaves or camp servants. So, pretty sure they were sexually active.

Odysseus might not have been during the trojan war (or at least I don't think it's mentioned if he did or did not in the text), but he did have sex with Calypso and Circe during the trip back.

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u/PrinceCavendish 27d ago

greeks loved gay sex though

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u/lettsten 27d ago

As the saying goes: The Greeks invented sex. The Romans discovered that you can include women

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u/M3rdsta 27d ago

Isn't the full one the same, but with "and the Egyptians discovered sex with adults"

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u/wwaxwork 27d ago

Greeks loved a power dynamic. It was old men raping young boys that was common and calling it mentorship. It was OK for consenting adult men to "give" as it were but receiving was looked down on and considered feminine so bad. Not much as changed. Powerful men raping kids because they can.

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u/PrinceCavendish 27d ago

sad and fucked up...

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u/Swimming_Bag7362 27d ago

They also took slaves from Troy and raped them. Not to mention Odysseus fucked Circe and Calypso

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u/Particular_Title42 27d ago

is ye really asking 

I thought for just a second that Kanye was the OOP.

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u/Onidarkmoon 27d ago

I mean, might be if he likes fish sticks

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u/aruisdante 27d ago edited 27d ago

I mean they could have, but the history of sailors suggests very, very strongly that they wouldn’t have.

Historical sailors were notorious for taking advantage of the local sex workers, and contracting the associated  venereal  diseases. Every wonder why most sailor’s uniforms have 4-6 buttons on the pants, usually on both sides such that you usage to undo them all to take your pants off? Yeah, it was to make the sailors have to think twice (and be sober enough to possess the needed dexterity) before indulging, a vain attempt to reduce the rate of infection aboard ships. The expression “think twice” itself is possibly coined from this practice.

When they didn’t see shore for long enough, they turned to what was available, each other, or the animals kept onboard for slaughter. The Royal Navy’s Articles of War during the 1600-1800’s had  Article 29, which punished sodomy/buggery with death by hanging. Other naval codes had similar rules. There aren’t exact records of how many times it was invoked, but there are records of 4+ sailors being hung at once for it.

Beyond that… they’re ancient Greeks. Ancient Greeks were not exactly known for their strict heterosexuality. Achilles and Pericles were expressly in a pederastic relationship in the Iliad. 

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u/Dry-Specific-5736 26d ago

Veey interesting, but I think it was Patroclus

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u/ShiroTenshiRyu77 27d ago

Without sex? Yeah sure. Without sexual activity? Fuck no. Every last one of them fucks found a corner where they go to jerk off, and they all pretend only they know, and if you see someone in the jerk off corner, no you fucking didn't.

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u/QuarterNoteDonkey 27d ago

Hard to starboard means stay on the port side for a few minutes. Give starboard some privacy.

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u/No_Apartment3941 27d ago

Most Redditiors would say once every 20 years makes them a player.

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u/Longjumping-Yak-6038 27d ago

Most of us don’t know at the time that it’s our last time to do something. Similarly even if it’s not the last time, we don’t know how long before the next time.

If these guys knew in year one that they would not be home for another 19 years then they might do some gay stuff. But as it goes, one year turns into two and so forth.

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u/Hesty402 27d ago

Dude our basic timelines are so similar

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u/BayesianBits 27d ago

Gay sex, prostitution is very regular at war camps, also rape.

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u/StrangePotato3988 27d ago

Sex and rape have been a part of war throughout human history. War is traumatic and those men try to find comfort in whatever form they can. The leader doesn’t really care what they do except if it affects their ability to fight.

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u/A_Snow_Mexican 27d ago

How so many just jumped straight to gay is hilarious. Maybe a few but a whole damn boat? Personally I'm taking the 20 years of celibacy and maybe get tricked by a Siren.

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u/Behbista 27d ago

The manatees look sexier by the day.

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u/Groningen1978 27d ago

Mermaids are just manatees through the eyes of horny sailors.

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u/DeltaVZerda 27d ago

They're ancient Greeks, it would have been weird if they didn't do the gay sex.

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u/Dave_A480 27d ago

Except for the lack of boys on the crew to serve as partners.....

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u/pandareno 27d ago

I realize this is Rome and not Greece, but I'll never forget the scene in Caligula when he first rapes the bride and then the soldier who's just married her.

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u/pandareno 27d ago

I mean, it is a movie, made by Penthouse no less. I didn't mean to imply it was historically accurate, my bad.

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u/CathanCrowell 27d ago

Hmm, even today, homosexual behavior is fairly common in environments where people are separated from the opposite sex, such as ships or during mandatory military service. Now add to that the fact that, in ancient Greece, same-sex relationships were not as common as many people believe, but they also weren't considered a disgusting sin.

Statistically, not everyone would have participated, but many certainly would have.

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u/OwnJunket6495 27d ago

You know gay sex was common in Ancient Greece right?

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u/Areliae 27d ago

Just because it was common doesn't mean everyone was into it. The point is that some of those guys did in fact go 20 years without sex.

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u/OwnJunket6495 27d ago

Well good thing there’s that old loophole, it’s not gay if it’s underway.

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u/BetterLivingThru 27d ago

Agreed. Like, there was a gay relationship in the Iliad, but most of the Odyssey crew longing for women was a recurring theme in the story. This is what the whole Circe and Calypso subplots are a out, and are important subtext to the Nausicaa subplot.

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u/Jackie_Jormp-Jomp 27d ago

Sure they were longing for women but that doesn't preclude gay sex. Could be like "damn I am longing for a woman, I'm getting kinda tired of Steve's butthole"

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u/Educational-Type7399 27d ago

Many cultures of that era famously thought of bisexuality as the norm. Being attracted to only one gender was considered strange.

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u/tomphammer 27d ago

This is laughably incorrect. The concept of "bisexuality" was utterly unknown as people of antiquity did not categorize sexuality the way we do. They did not categorize people based on their attractions.

Sexuality was categorized by role. You were "active" or "passive", and whether it was socially acceptable to be in the "passive" role as a male (generally speaking, women were expected to be passive always) depended on your place in society. A adult male Athenian citizen, for example, who took a passive role was looked down upon. He could penetrate dudes all day long if he liked and no one would look sideways at him. But be penetrated? Nope.

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u/DiksieNormus 27d ago

Yeah, after a couple of weeks on reddit I was so surprised that so many people here had sex.

It took me a good while to realise alot of them are just larping!!!

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u/zaviamorpheus 27d ago

Redditors don't do it willingly. Lol

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u/craigularperson 27d ago

I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.

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u/Pie_and_Ice-Cream 27d ago

Right? I don’t understand the question. 😅 But they’re right too. The fact they look like Romans makes it seem more likely I suppose. The Romans really loved their completely totally heterosexual manly man straight sex that straight men would have with each other.

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u/foxxy_oak_pluto9ium 27d ago

Michael Scott be like: "What's wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for 7 years"

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u/Quen-Tin 27d ago

Are we speaking about the first 20 years or the years from 20 to 40?

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u/jaejaexiii 27d ago

7 years going strong, 13 more to go 💪

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u/m1j5 27d ago

I looked back at the image to see if Kanye tweeted this lol

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u/Stiefelbein 27d ago

As an Asexuel i could live without it my whole live.

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u/Rath2481 27d ago

95% of reddit.

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u/xX_bandages_Consumer 27d ago

I couldn;t have done it! It's above me to not have sex!

I'm 21 years old and i have yet to see someone I don't know naked

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u/Popular-Employee-516 27d ago

im 23 and have never done so its definitly possible

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u/PerfectAstronaut5998 27d ago

A good amount people spend the first 20 years of their life not having sex

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u/Enough_Fish739 27d ago

32 years and counting. I'm still waiting for my magic powers.

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u/TragicGloom 27d ago

Can confirm. 25 years and counting!

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u/freakydrew 27d ago

I went 20 years without sex once, but then I turned 20. I wouldn't want to do that again

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u/Boncappuccino 27d ago

I lasted 23 years but at the same time the internet was available to me soooo lol

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u/Sudden_Cantaloupe_69 27d ago

Yes, going 20 years without sex shouldn’t be impossible.

That said, of those 20 about 10 were supposedly spent besieging Troy.

But in those days sieges didn’t last indefinitely. People had things to do, fields to farm, etc. If the siege was a prolonger affairs, it’s far more likely they took breaks half of the year and went home.

(And even if they didn’t, these were all slave-owning societies, and an army that is stationed somewhere for months would definitely bring along women.)

Also, after Troy fell all the men were massacred and the women and girls were sold into sexual and other types of slavery.

Also, the Odyssey, which tells the story of Odysseus’ 10-year voyage back home, starts with the episode of him and his men pillaging another town on their return, where they also enslaved some women.

Also, out of Odysseus’ 10 years getting home, he spent about a year literally fucking Circe on her island, and then another seven doing the same thing with Calypso.

Meanwhile the suitors who were hanging around at his home back in Ithaca (about 100 of them) were raping his own slave maidservanfs. And after Odysseus returned, they were punished for fucking the enemy and were hanged.

So yeah, there’s a whole lot of sex in the Odyssey, actually about 80% of the timeline is sex and nothing but sex. And the other 20% is full of rape and pillaging.

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