Hello dear neighbours in the internet and thanks in advance for your attention!

A little about me:

• cis-male gender who’s looking for cis-female gender (sorry guys)
  
• 37 years old (soon 38)
  
• lives in Germany somewhere between Cologne and Bonn
  
• single
  
• no children but wants children
  
• a bit of a nerd
  
• overthinker, a bit of a thinker
  
• politically center-left
  
• loves animals, but not enough to be a vegan eater
  
• open-minded and curious about life
  
• sports aren't my hobby, and Hyrox is one of those Pokémon that were created when I stopped following this franchise

I have a job, so I earn my own money and live a manageable life.

Family and friends are just as important to me as relationships. Intimacy and companionship are important, but not the be-all and end-all of life. On the usual dating apps, you'd probably write "No ONS" or "No FWB." I find that too boring a phrase.

My hobbies and interests are life, the love of living, and living with love. What does that mean?

I'd be happy if we could both figure that out together.

Ideally, you're over 30, also want children, or haven't quite finished planning your family, and live in the area I mentioned.

These are just my ideal profiles. We over-30s of any gender probably agree that life is a compromise in many ways.

Now it's your turn. Hi! Who are you?

PS: Try to find a meaningful title for your post. I know this one isn't the best choice.

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TLDR: Dark featured, confident, technophobe Brit seeks genuine, clever, hopefully curvy inamorata.

For the rest of you high-effort lot:

I'm 33, Dark eyed/haired, confident and strong 5'11. Have lost weight recently and dealing with my new body image but enjoying it. Not going to be skinny, happy to stay broad. I'm independently successful, have been career-focussed but looking to put those efforts into somebody instead of my job now that I'm where I want to be. I'm usually found in a suit, tend to overdress for everything, and wear a lot of jewellery. I'm told I smell great (I put effort into this) and that my stare goes through people.

My hobbies mainly include reading, gardening (ask about my veg patch), watching movies (made myself a cinema at home with a good projector), a little gaming but not too much these days, and studying/listening to music a little obsessively.

I'm looking for somebody 21 and over who's clever, funny, capable of taking a roasting, passionate and high-effort (1-word messages are a turn off). Ideally you're shorter than me, but otherwise I'm open minded on appearance and definitely friendly towards curvier girls. We can swap pics early and make sure the attraction is there. You could be from anywhere, but if you're in the UK I'll be hoping we can meet fairly soon if there's a connection.

Not many deal breakers except don't be too right wing, racist, anti-lgbt, the usual (aren't they a turn off to everyone?).

I don't necessarily expect the love of my life to appear in my Reddit DMs, but let's see who appears and what road we end up walking together.

Hey, I'm a dude in his late 20s. I'm on the heavier side but actively losing weight (already lost 50 pounds with my personal trainer). I'm 6'7. Yes, I already know what you're thinking but don't say it or I'll die from the cringe 😭.

I am a studying musician at Riverside City College.

I really enjoy others company whether that be at home vibing or out on the town or even taking hikes.

My music tastes are about as wide and vast as the ocean itself 😂. It'd be easier to just mention what I don't like. I'd have to say I don't really like super vulgar rap and really chaotic edm. Even then, I don't hate them, I more so tolerate them.

I'm looking for someone who is a little on the straight forward side, but still has tact. I know a lot of people say communication is key to a relationship, and I agree. However, I feel something that isn't talked about is that I feel it's important to FEEL heard and to make others feel heard as well. I'm also looking for someone who can accept that we can just disagree on somethings and that we are our own people at the end of the day.

As for my love language? I really like small gestures of affection. Things like offering to help me with stuff, reaching out to me, checking in on me. I also like big gestures of affection as well, but don't be disheartened if I don't always know how to respond.

I'm a pretty big fan of physical touch. I love hugs, cuddling, holding hands. Been told I am very cuddly and am usually the default little spoon.

I am not looking someone with an avoidant attachment type. Ideally I am looking for someone with a secure a secure attachment type, although anxious is fine swell.

Pretty big fan of dark humor, so if I sound like someone you'd be interested in lmk. I'm also open to friendships as well, but primarily looking for a relationship.

Im Dan. Im 38 years old and work in aeroacoustics research. (I get to blow things up for a living) I like playing games like league, final fantasy, rocket league, and friendship games. Im in the process of programming a game myself as a side project. I have recently got into anime and am always looking for new ones to watch. If you'd would like to talk more and see if we would vibe, I am happy to talk here or on discord.

Hey there.... Im isaac... Im 24..im a mma fighter and a powertlifter

For appearances i am 6ft2...200lbs lean

I love thrifting... Fishing..hiking.. Everything about nature... Movies... Games.. A bit of a nerd ngl...

And im a computer science engineer...

I don't really have a type or age preference (legal ofc) so everyone is welcome

Im a caring person.. I like to give special time for my partner and i like to communicate and be emotionally smart not just messing around.

Hey, they say that internet is supposed to connect people from all over the world. I am curious and would like to find out if there's someone out there who would be my kindred spirit.

32m
Looking for connections.
Educated, grounded, and easy going.
Bit of a smartass and definitely witty!

Hi, thanks for checking out my post!

As the title says, I'm a 20-year-old boy from the UK and I like older women. I've loved GTA since I was really young and I'm also a huge Resident Evil fan. I've been playing Dead By Daylight for a while and that's the main game I'm usually on. My favourite superhero is Spider-Man and I'm a really big fan, I also really like Nightwing. I also watch some anime, my favourite is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

I've been into older girls my entire life and I've always wanted to find love so I thought I would try my luck on here. I would like someone that is good at making conversation and willing to be affectionate and praiseful (I just made that word up). I like clinginess and all the sweet stuff that comes with a relationship, so please don't be afraid to get attached and show off your true personality

In terms of age, I'm mainly looking for someone in at least their late 20s but preferably early-mid 30s, but I'm not extremely strict or specific. I'm 5'5 and about 63kg, I have a slim body, I have big brown eyes, really dark brown curly hair and ethnically I'm Pakistani (though I have been told I look ethnically ambiguous). I give good replies and I am very caring and empathetic at heart. I'll be here for you whenever you need me, so please consider sending me a DM :)

Please don’t dm me if you’re a creep. 🙄

Please have your first message be an actual introduction of you, your age and where you’re from!

My intro:

Being 18 and having the interests i do makes me feel geriatric, ive had no luck finding anyone older or my age that shares the same love for what i enjoy!

I know a ton about the 60’s/70’s, vintage, The Beatles, and 50’s to 60’s/70’s music/fashion. I LOVE The Beatles (especially John Lennon) and i adore anything vintage.

I am also into philosophy, aliens, poetry, the avant -garde, performance art, learning about other peoples life experiences, Superstore, DC and am starting to get into StarWars & Star Trek

I like silly or deep talks whilst teasing insulting jokes with someone who wont take them too seriously.

I dont mind any (adult) age or gender and i mean that, you could be 90 and id still love to chat! Everyone has a story to tell :)